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I could legitimately see this as some hillbilly conservatives excuse for getting caught in a gay relationship. “It wasn’t me! The aliens made me like this!”
I was expecting the author to be Chuck Tingle
I don’t like the mental image of a whole person looking like a deflated balloon.
mummified, and in their cursed undead state they roam the world to reclaim nut like austin powers searching for his lost mojo
And now, neither do I.
We need someone to take one for the team by reading this and reporting back.
Actual dream
In case you’re not joking, look up Chuck Tingle
as in you dreamed that or as in you want that