“Say good-bye to America!”
That’s literally what the entire world putside the US wants. Plus a lot of us stuck in the Burger Reich
all these other countries: im sick of dealing with america and using their bullshit and being subservient to them. lets do our own thing. we don’t even need them anymore
america: NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT!!! IF YOU STOP PLAYING WITH ME YOU CANT COME OVER TO MY HOUSE ANYMORE!!!
meanwhile china has n64 AND ps1 while america just has an NES with one sticky ass controller and the only game they have is tiny toons and half the time it freezes at the start screen
You’re forgetting that kid America in this analogy also has the keys to his dad’s gun safe
Trump: “Come to school tomorrow”
“Who needs Duck Hunt when we have these?”
Yeah but when it gets past that start screen its ol reliable
US dollar hegemony is the only thing propping up America and Trump knows it. However I don’t think he’s capable of thinking unlike a “businessman” and that’s why his only weapon is tariffs
Trump: Countries can go find another sucker nation.
Also Trump: If you go find another sucker nation, we will punish you.
He’s doing the 100% tariffs as the worst possible thing bit again, he legit thinks tariffs are a direct tax like income tax or capital gains
Edit: omg this also explains his “External Revenue Service” idea, and how he doesn’t understand the impact on US prices for consumers - his only mental model is direct taxation so he’s naturally assuming that the US is sending a W-2 to Mr. Chyna
Shit yeah. My president. Lmao.
Does Trump not realize that China is the largest exporter of cars despite being locked out of the US market?
Can’t believe I ever doubted JDPON Don
Yes yes acceleration is an illogical crutch to true praxis and all that
…but goddamn if I don’t die in the many wars to come and something good actually is born, I’ll eat a pair of Jordan Space Jams
So funny he’s signing and dating his posts now
Pretty sure this is just an account that reposts his truth social posts, so for accuracy they add that to the end. I don’t know for sure though because I don’t use any microblog sites.
You’re right, what a bummer lol
Goodbye to America!
