• sumguyonline@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    When I had digestive issues, I was a shy pooper, and just the thought of a stranger lady, let alone a stranger dude making eye contact thru the stall gap was… Unpleasant. Now that I learned very simple exercises to push the poop thru the intestines, and I drop human scat that could choke an anaconda. You are all welcome to bask in my glory in a unisex bathroom if that is truly what you wish.

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      8 hours ago

      stall gap

      Just get rid of the door gap too. Having a gap in the bathroom stall instead of a proper door is an American thing, not a public rest room thing.

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        What’s the gap for anyway? Do they think someone’s going to lock themselves in and they’ll need to perform some commando rescue?

        The doors can be unlocked from the outside anyway with a coin

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          4 hours ago

          The excuse is usually something about some moral panic like people doing drugs or having sex in the stalls.

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      10 hours ago

      There’s only really two things I want in life now.

      Bathroom stalls that you can’t see in.

      And to be an anaconda.