Don’t suppose it’s too late to just F off to China?

It’s already bad enough burgerland decided they’ll just have to live with covid forever since they just couldn’t be bothered to forgo treats for such an occasion.

Remember during the bird flu outbreaks in China and our media took every opportunity to fear monger with it? Pretty quiet from them for the last, what, at least 8 months this has been progressing.

one ticket to the sun please

On the bright side, it’ll probably take out a lot ghouls as they declare it a hoax… On the not so bright side, many of us might not get the chance to see them choke on their liquefied lungs.

I make a promise to you comrades, so long as I’m still kicking, I’ll post crabs for every notable pig that the Birdger flu takes out.

Reminder to mask, both for COVID and for this when it inevitably gets human-human transmission.

I posted the following - I dunno when. A couple weeks ago? It was gallows humor post for obvious reasons. In any case - I couldn’t get it out of my mind for about four days. Then I forgot about it. I didn’t even remember it. I saw it in a Bluesky thread.

I wonder how much more time of gallows humor we have until sheer terror arrives. Months?

I think it’s - cough - safe to say we are reaching the ｃ／ｎｅｗｓ ＋ ｃ／ｄｏｏｍｅｒ ｓｉｎｇｕｌａｒｉｔｙ where a lot of news is both.