I left my computer at my friend’s house and my laptop at my cousin’s. Haven’t touched that shit in days and life is good again

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.worldEnglish
    48·
    11 months ago

    I tired. I tried. I really did. I burned my laptop, my phone, and even my printer but the noise won’t stop. It just finds other ways to get in. I woke up last night and my hand was beeping. Beeping like a filthy machine. It’s too late for me. I can hear the wifi and I’m posting this with my mind.

    • SwedneckEnglish
      3·
      11 months ago

      “i can hear the wifi, i’m posting memes with my mind FOOL” could totally be a dracula flow bar