It has come to my attention that there is some minor unrest on Hexbear due to statements they believe I made that they did not appreciate. there has been some small misunderstanding regarding them, so allow me, dear reader, to make my position clear so these terrible rumors can be put to rest.

some time ago, another user on our matrix asked for tips on trolling Hexbear in their communities. specifically, they asked what might be said that would garner the most rage. as I generally consider myself to be the obliging sort, I offered what pearls of wisdom I could.

now, a thoughtful reader might wonder why I didn’t react with abject horror at the idea of someone trolling Hexbear, for that, I can only say that perhaps I thought it was proper comuppence for the brigading and harassment Hexbear used to perpetrate across the fediverse.

but I digress. the specific pearls of wisdom I offered were as such.

le gasp! how terrible! what scoundrel, what worthless cur would say that the soviet civilians deserved such a fate! genocide! fascist! liberal!

as you might have guess, discerning reader, Hexbear posits that such a scoundrel is me. they insist, that by saying the soviets deserved what they got, that I am actively supporting the genocide of twenty-seven million civilians. there are two problems with this, however.

one, I never said civilians. this is a word put into my mouth by tankies that are too fucking stupid to understand plain english. one would think that it is pretty obvious that it wasn’t some poor farmer that was invading Poland for profit, but if one were to think such, then one wouldn’t be a braindead tankie shitstain, and would instead be someone at least capable of the level of higher thought that evolution gave a jellyfish. it’s pretty obvious to normal people that the ones gleefully invading other countries alongside the nazis were, in fact, soldiers. here they were at least right when they assumed I was gleefully celebrating the deaths of those soldiers. they fought with the nazis, they invaded other countries, and they don’t get to absolve themselves of working with the nazis just because hitler turned on them, and tankies think that the country that supposedly single-handily fought and won WW2 are also the poor victims of the war, who had no choice in their actions.

two, there were no soviet civilians, merely innocent asian/eastern european souls that were held hostage by the soviet oligarchy and forced into starvation and destitution by an authoritarian system that valued propaganda more than human beings. the vast majority of those people probably would not have chosen to live in a dystopian hellhole were they given a chance, any more than the average North Korean wants to starve to death under the Kims. they were as much soviets as you or I, merely people with no freedom, and no other option but to live under the crushing boot of the imperialist USSR. they didn’t help the nazis, because they were powerless in the face of the state.

neither of these two points has stopped Hexbear from whipping themselves into a frothing echo chamber of self-righteous disgust and anger, and demanding that I be removed from my mod positions and banned. a demand which has, so far, fallen on deaf ears that are used to the utter bullshit so often spewed by these feckless internet warriors. if there was an award for arguing in bad faith, we all know the reeking denizens of the lower planes we all colloquially call The Triad would win it.

as you probably have gathered by now, this is not an apology. I did not do anything wrong, especially not what they have accused me of, and so I will not apologize for it. not that they would be willing to consider such an apology anyway, because for them there is only one truth, and that is that they are always right, and everyone who is not them is an enemy and always wrong.

now, they have banned me, and so they can’t see this, so I will instead tag @cowbee@lemmy.ml, a known affiliate of these heathens, who spent three paragraphs the other day downplaying the persecution of LGBT+ in the USSR before grudgingly using a mere two sentences in admitting the treatment.

my one regret, of course, is that since I have now blocked everyone from The Triad, I won’t be able to read the no doubt angry replies they are fiercely typing out, in which they’ll likely pour over my history to try and find something they can spin as damning evidence to back up their preconceptions. actually, now that I consider it, I find I don’t regret that at all.

in conclusion, I want to say thank you to the comrades that have supported me through these almost trying times, fuck you to the haters who want to be me, and thank you to the haters who made the thread about me on c/Slop like I asked. you’re the real MVP!

  • TheLastHero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    First of all, deeply unserious. gulag

    But this was pretty funny:

    the vast majority of those people probably would not have chosen to live in a dystopian hellhole were they given a chance

    guess the odds weren’t as good as they thought

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      It is an actual Nazi “total war” talking point. Re: WWII, it was a sentiment shared by US leadership regarding Japanese civilians and was used to justify firebombing and nuking population centers.

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    The writing style tells you this is the most annoying person you’ve ever met. The only comment is telling them to shut the fuck up with 4 times the upvotes lmao.

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    it is pretty obvious that it wasn’t some poor farmer that was invading Poland for profit, but if one were to think such, then one wouldn’t be a braindead tankie shitstain

    Ok, ignoring the fact that they didn’t invade Poland, the nazis invaded Poland, kicked the government out, and the Soviets walked into an otherwise completely ungoverned territory with literally no opposition, which is why the nazis suffered 40,000 deaths invading yet the Soviets had like 3000.

    Ignoring that obviously ahistorical representation of what happened and returning to the “wasn’t some poor farmer” - What the fuck do you think a conscription army is? Yes, it actually was some poor farmer.

    two, there were no soviet civilians, merely innocent asian/eastern european souls that were held hostage by the soviet oligarchy

    If you’re claiming the Soviets were an oligarchy then we need to have a chat about what exactly you think Poland was at the time.

    forced into starvation and destitution by an authoritarian system that valued propaganda more than human beings

    Standard of living drastically improved under the soviets, in fact, no civilisation in all of human history can boast the progress and improvements the soviets achieved in the timeframe that they achieved them. The soviet union began as a feudal backwater using Ox to plough fields and within 30 years it put the first man in space. THIRTY YEARS. Seriously think about that, because there are infrastructure projects currently ongoing in the US that have taken longer than this amount of time to undertake.

    the vast majority of those people probably would not have chosen to live in a dystopian hellhole were they given a chance

    Implying that it wasn’t a dystopian hellhole under the Tsars is laughable. They were living through the greatest and fastest improvements any civilisation lived through in all of human history. The hellhole they lived in beforehand was very much not preferable, the soviet union was very much preferable.

    they were as much soviets as you or I, merely people with no freedom, and no other option but to live under the crushing boot of the imperialist USSR

    Liberals read a book about imperialism challenge. You don’t understand the word and consistently use it incorrectly.

    if there was an award for arguing in bad faith, we all know the reeking denizens of the lower planes we all colloquially call The Triad would win it.

    You can not consistently repeat the myth that the soviets were helping the nazis and then claim your opposition are the ones arguing in bad faith. It’s just not true.

    a known affiliate of these heathens

    You are outing yourself with this word my crypto nazi little friend.

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      Standard of living drastically improved under the soviets

      For reference, by account of Anna Louise Strong, between 1913 and 1929 (pre-war year and post-war recovery year), death rates in rural Russia halved. That’s without any new technology, just by virtue of redistribution of existing wealth.

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        The USSR is historically the single greatest improvement to any civilisation that has ever occurred in such a short time frame. And that’s INCLUDING ww2 dragging it down.

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      I made a similar comment in an earlier thread and it was deleted for being “sectarian”. I implied such unprincipled behaviors are not anarchist but are unfortunately too common among Westerners that (imo falsely) claim to be.

      Personally, I think it is more sectarian to imply that being anarchist and celebrating Nazis’ genocide are compatible.

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    don’t care this shouldn’t even pass for slop because wtf are we doing giving this bozo even a minute of our time JUST USE THE BLOCK USER FUNCTION AND MOVE ON HEXBEARS

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      I mean it does seem like kind of a big deal that an instance we are federated with is closing ranks around a genocide supporter who specifically stirred shit with us on purpose

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        I mean sure I guess but to me it seems like we are willingly playing into the genocide supporter’s hand. Like they literally say in their post

        some time ago, another user on our matrix asked for tips on trolling Hexbear in their communities. specifically, they asked what might be said that would garner the most rage. as I generally consider myself to be the obliging sort, I offered what pearls of wisdom I could.

        now, a thoughtful reader might wonder why I didn’t react with abject horror at the idea of someone trolling Hexbear, for that, I can only say that perhaps I thought it was proper comuppence for the brigading and harassment Hexbear used to perpetrate across the fediverse.

        neither of these two points has stopped Hexbear from whipping themselves into a frothing echo chamber of self-righteous disgust and anger, and demanding that I be removed from my mod positions and banned. a demand which has, so far, fallen on deaf ears that are used to the utter bullshit so often spewed by these feckless internet warriors. if there was an award for arguing in bad faith, we all know the reeking denizens of the lower planes we all colloquially call The Triad would win it.

        Does that not immediately tip you off that they are attempting to cause a 300 comment thread on Hexbear and a subsequent 500 comment pinned post about defederation filled with dean-frown or dean-smile??

        And here we are in this near 100 comment thread basically doing what he hoped we would do. Bro probably gets off on this shit.

        Cowbee was right in the original thread to refuse to ‘share’ their post with us when he tagged them, because wtf is the point other than giving some redditor neckbeard a bunch of outraged comments/threads that he can goon to.

        There are plenty of decent DB0 users who interact regularly with Hexbear posts/threads.

        And I get it, he’s said some nazi shit, but at the end of the day he is probably an centrist-incel neckbeard who lives for stirring up this kind of shit because he has no friends or hobbies. Everyone has encountered this type of person between the ages of 10 and 18 in school at some point. The loud loser in the other class yours shares the library with, who thinks saying some racist/fascist/sexist/etc shit loudly in class and then going “what?? i didn’t say that you’re taking my words out of context like you always do, I’m innocent and by the way…free speech :smuglord:” whenever someone asks the teacher to send him out.

        Much like those annoying children, the best strategy the classroom can take is not to spend 20 minutes every class arguing with him and not to go “well, we’ll have to skip going to the library with Class DB0 because Cryptagion is a real dickhead”. It’s to either deny him the satisfaction of getting a rise out of the class by ignoring him or to remove him from the equation entirely by removing him from the other class.

        In short - the fucking easiest thing to do, rather than nuke yet another instance we’re federated with, would just to be to ban the nazi and ban any comms he is the moderator for. Actually, I take that back - the easiest thing to do would be to ignore him entirely and ban posts that just share whatever dumb nazi bullshit he’s said on some DB0 thread but I know in my heart of hearts the majority of my fellow Hexbears physically cannot help but give themselves an ulcer worrying about some insignificant loser as long as they have the opportunity to see @dbzer0.com next to any username.

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    I don’t feel bad for the soviet solders any more than I feel bad for the russian soldiers in ukraine right now. they choose to be there by not surrendering or turning on their officers. if they get wiped out to the last man, that’s on them. they deserve what they’re getting for invading another country, the same way the US deserved what it got in iraq and afganistan.

    “If the Red Army wanted my sympathy, they simply should’ve laid down their weapons and let the Nazis expand and genocide to their hearts content. I AM A PRINCIPLED ANTI-AUTHORITARIAN!”

    Deeply unserious person.

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    a known affiliate of these heathens

    Woah, ok, maybe it’s true that all my friends are heathens but let’s just calm down a bit here, alright? Take it slow.