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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Horseshoe idea

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Horseshoe idea

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • CyberEgg
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    Where meme?

    • themaninblack@lemmy.worldOP
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      My bad, never again

      • frunch@lemmy.world
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        Thank you 🙏

    • Dr_Box@lemmy.world
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      Its an antimeme

  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    Regular uranium is not radioactive enough. The horse will get cancer but not radiation poisoning. You have to use either enriched uranium or plutonium, or something more exotic.

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      The resulting horseshoes would also be about three times as heavy so maybe there would be back pain in addition to the cancer

  • mortn@lemmy.world
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    Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn’t get?

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?

      • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind…

        • turdas@suppo.fi
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          Okay smart guy, but how about when you can’t make them eat anything?

          • Dalvoron@lemmy.zip
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            Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can’t make it eat.

          • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            You can always get them to eat, I’ve never had a horse not eating when handfed…

            • datavoid@sh.itjust.works
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              Tell me you’ve never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me…

              • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                U238 pellets in an apple…easy peasy

          • tetris11@feddit.uk
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            You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it

        • Dicska@lemmy.world
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          Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium!

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

        • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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          Oh, sure, if your horses are all in the same place.

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        uhm… put them in a place with lots of radiation…? wait…why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Cause

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          I don’t understand the question.

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        I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable.
        Kinda similar to people who can’t get the Joker’s desire to “See the world burn”, which is why they don’t understand his jokes.

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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          I don’t think anybody said it’s desirable. It just has to be done.

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      A horse walks into a bar.

      The bartender says “why the long face?”

      The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”

      • herrvogel@lemmy.world
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        That’s not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that’s comedy.

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        ok that’s funny

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    ok but why

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      so that the horses get radiation poisoning

      • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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        what did the horses do to you

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          because fuck horses, that’s why.

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            Valid.

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    Screenshot of tumblr post of screenshot of reddit post.

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    …what is the best armour for our soldiers in their armoured vehicles?..horse shoes, fuck off…

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