• BanMe@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Flagpole sitting is one of those things you can’t really mentally picture until you see a photo and then realize it’s like those fever nightmares you had as a kid, where the legs of the chairs in the cafe were all 100 feet tall and you couldn’t keep yours balanced, and then you had to jump over to a door in the wall at your height to leave.

    We all remember that dream right

      • Swedneck
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        2 months ago

        man, for me it’s just being half awake (and feeling half dead) and thinking a cabinet handle is a truly massive cockroach (to which my reaction is of course “oh that’s gonna be a pain to deal with later, oh well back to sleep”)

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      3 months ago

      My fever dream was always trying to balance countless of bouncing balls on a large tray, everything flying off, of course until a single ball remains, which inevitably rolls off the side. Then the whole thing starts over again. Torture on repeat.