The Next President Of The United States Of America
I was irked by this until I remembered “wrong answers only”
Happy birthday to this future president!
“It’s so funny that you bring up AIPAC, it’s just so funny. I just haven’t thought about AIPAC in like, years. It’s so strange and funny.”
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s card”
I’m already getting chills from the reboot of The Shining.
mmmm good one
“Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in!.. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!”
gruesome just ordered all homeless be put into detention camps indefinitely
Hey kids you ever seen a one eyed snake?
When your weird uncle tells you the dumbest joke ever at a family gathering, and you don’t want to ruin the mood so you try to pretend it’s funny.
Hunter Biden, 365 days sober
photoed: not-gruesome gavin
Here’s Johnny!
featherless biped
Donald Trump jr
Alt-art version of Max Headroom
Jordan Kleppper
Idk if that is an insult to Jordan or praise for his ability to get into characters
“I’m truly sorry I went on all those shitty podcasts and I promise I will do better. I’m going to be a candidate worthy of your vote for president.”
