I am unfazed by being covered in blood, and very handy with a chainsaw.
These two things are unrelated BTW.
You know why the chainsaw was invented, right?
to saw chains?
Chainsaws are hard.
That’s why you have to soak them overnight before adding them to your favourite dishes, then they just give you a little extra bite.
I have just about zero counter space in my kitchen. I can’t be soaking anything in there.
I always try to do the right thing, you should want me just cos of that. I also make excellent cups of tea which I feel is an important skill
i have a cute cat
Hired. Bring your cat.
Woah that’s a cute cat
I can trick people into doing their work. And if they won’t do it, i’m good enough at learning most roles that I can do it for them (but in a way that is adventageous to me).
I think this could honestly be reworded in a way that could be very advantageous on a resume tbh
I once had someone call me out in an interview for being manipulative, which it is in a way. Except that the people I trick were actually supposed to do the work anyway. Anywho, I could use some help on the wording and presentation of this skill.
Nice try…
Rust proficiency. No not that one.
I know an astonishing amount of useless stuff.
Same! But I’d rather not disclose to my (potential or current) employer that I’m neurodivergent 😅
I make amazing pancakes. Like seriously good ones. My grandmother taught me to make them when I was a wee kidlet so I don’t use a recipe which annoys folks who ask me for it after they try them. There’s no secret ingredient, all the normal pancake stuff, it’s just a knack I have I guess.
I’m very likeable for some reason and I wish I could put that on a resume because it’s what gotten me through all my jobs and promotions.
Divine head game
