ZooTampa at Lowry Park is a little fuzzier now as two rescued red foxes settle into their new forever home at the zoo. The foxes, named Sadie and Seth, were
Remember that fashion colors are expensive lies, and these foxes were rescued from a fur farm because the owner died and they were left in even more deplorable conditions than all the other fucking fox-fur farms.
Do not go typing in search terms of “silver fox fur” (or whatever color) like I did, because now I’m depressed and angry. I can inform you that a “pearl” fox fur pelt is basically blonde, and “silver” is closer to Sadie’s coloring, so I think the person misspoke.
Well, blonde is closer to the color I associate with pearls, so that tracks. And after seeing actual silver foxes below I see it makes sense too. But then calling an all black fox by a color name that ostensibly doesn’t mean black is just… well, it’s one of the choices of all time. So this is a red fox, with a silver coat, which is why it’s black. Got it.
Huh.
Red… Pearl… Black…
That’s enough internet for today.
Remember that fashion colors are expensive lies, and these foxes were rescued from a fur farm because the owner died and they were left in even more deplorable conditions than all the other fucking fox-fur farms.
Do not go typing in search terms of “silver fox fur” (or whatever color) like I did, because now I’m depressed and angry. I can inform you that a “pearl” fox fur pelt is basically blonde, and “silver” is closer to Sadie’s coloring, so I think the person misspoke.
Well, blonde is closer to the color I associate with pearls, so that tracks. And after seeing actual silver foxes below I see it makes sense too. But then calling an all black fox by a color name that ostensibly doesn’t mean black is just… well, it’s one of the choices of all time. So this is a red fox, with a silver coat, which is why it’s black. Got it.
I was just at ZooTampa last month and thought it was a nice place, so hopefully these guys will be enjoying themselves from now on!
I don’t think colors are real anymore.