Not sure how many of you remember the “Hooked on Phonics” commercials of yore, but they were an educational product designed to help kids struggling to read that aired in commercials all through the late 80s and 90s.
My dumb-ass thought the phonics “hooked on” to you like some kind of glasses or braces headgear.
Hukd an phonix wurked fir mee!
I suffered from hyperlexia in 1st grade and they took me out of math class to fix it.
Now I suck at math.