I cried louder than a baby on a plane and the cabin crew didn’t offer me juice. The baby got juice even though it was worse at crying.
It’s called ageism. Our society is deeply baby supremacist which is why babies usually get everything they want and get their own servants to boss around. Babies will never do any work themselves and to make things worse, they even torment their servants at night so they can never get enough sleep.
They have no skills. Babies don’t impress me.
Just once, I want to be able to walk into a conference room at work, loudly proclaim that I went poo poo in the potty, and get a round of applause instead of a meeting with HR.
I tell other adults that I’m potty trained all the time and they don’t show me half the enthusiasm they would a toddler. It’s way more impressive if I can keep doing it for DECADES and they’ve only done it for MONTHS.
Mog them by reading Hop On Pop out loud without misreading any words
It wouldn’t matter. Their parents wouldn’t read with me instead even if I know all the words.
skill based matchmaking be like
If it was skills-based matchmaking I wouldn’t be challenged by anyone under age 9.
I unironically need more praise.
People should praise me instead. Everyone look at my comment. Don’t look at the one above it.
Are you trying to steal my praise, under my comment?
I will eat a worm if people pay attention to my comment instead. A fucking worm.
Let me introduce you to the Abdl community
Baby vegeta smiles at your pain. Skill issue
