“We became complacent and underestimated the military capabilities of the inmates of our concentration camp and it’s the worst thing since the holocaust” is a hell of a thing to say.
Slaps roof of Israel
You can fit so many in here!
Okay, how many 9/11’s have the Palestinians (or Gazans specifically) suffered in the last two weeks? Let’s play this game Israel.
Did the math:
For Palestine (~5,200 deaths since Oct 7th), it’s about 105 9/11s so far. On average that’s about 6 9/11s daily.
For the Gaza Strip (~5,100 deaths), it’s about 230 9/11s so far. Or 14 new 9/11s every day
Btw I calculated the Israeli 1,400 death toll in proportionate 9/11s and got the same “fifteen 9/11s” figure as Biden. No fucking clue how Netanyahu got 20, maybe he included abducted and missing people in deaths?
if we use the current population of Iraq, ~44 million, and we estimate that the invasion cased 1 million deaths, then that works out to around 23,000 proportionate 9/11s in Iraq
turning a big dial taht says “9/11” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
listen you’re really twisting my arm here, i can’t go any higher than forty-five 9/11s
Hiroshima was about 44 9/11s
Vietnam was 667.6 9/22s
Come on we can get the projections on what we are doing to Palestine even higher!
Israel will be a fucking laughing stock, half the world will boycott them and their citizens. The blowback for this shit will be far worst than what they ever thought the Palestinian resistance to their occupation ever was.
An Israeli passport will be persona non grata. I wish the UN would just expel them.
It wasn’t even one nine eleven jfc
they always meant per-capita. 0.00001% of the population or whatever
if you have 100 people in some group and one of them dies that’s like 100 9/11s to that group.
or something. i’m tired and high so maybe don’t take those numbers literally.
My grandma died, so i basically suffered 450,000 grandparent 9/11s
who are you starting a nine million year war with?
I’ve declared that cancer, dementia, heart disease, and stroke are the new axis of evil!
She actually died in a car crash but since our family owns a series of car dealerships I didn’t want to get into all that.
Come on Hamas. Do better.
Bullshit. A 9/11 is not a unit of lives lost. It’s a word meaning “Any collision between any two objects”.
Any collision between any two objects
That’s just football
And yet when I tried to enter the stadium with an AR15, security stopped me
Imagine 800K Americans, 400K American children, dead in 10 days. That’s what the bombing of Gaza is equivalent to.
*oops, had an extra zero
this is why we need 1 billion Americans
Let’s make it 100!
uhh you’re going to need a fuckload of people moving to israel to have 100! 9/11s there
It’s incredibly funny that 9/11 has become the international SI unit of mass casualties. I want to encourage using the standard prefixes with it also. This attack was 3 deca9/11s.
When you go over 900 billion 9/11s you unlock Terarizz
That’s been funny, converting to weighted 9/11’s is art.
We keep the original 9/11 under glass in an NYC vault. You can go and look at it if you want, but it’s losing two or three people every decade so we’re currently trying to figure out a way to express 9/11 in terms of the speed of light and the charge of an electron.
2995 people died on 9/11 Somewhere around 1400 died on October 7th. So it’s barely half of one 9/11.
the 9/11s just got ten feet taller!
No a gazzillion
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