Can you imagine how lucky this guy must feel that the US is deeply racist?! What a weird confluence of events.
Or he knew the best time to do it. This dude here? MVP. I hope everyone who has the ability and to leave and is at risk of going to a death camp because of their nationality or skin tone catches the idea.
Jewel heists shouldn’t be a crime, like bank robberies/prison escapes/1970s plane hijackings. That is a free screenplay.
what if the economic output of heist related media exceeds the costs of the heist, at a certain point wouldn’t banks be remiss in their fiduciary responsibility if they don’t heist themselves every now and then
there’s a rate limit to how many heist movies people will go to, like how musicals and westerns kinda died out after being huge for years in the 50s or whatever
Westerns were born to ride off into the sunset. Heist movies have more staying power but I’m going to quit after this one last big score.
Can I do this as a white guy?
Depends, what’s your last name? (/j obviously, don’t tell us, but also was a serious answer to your question)
For a scott-free 100 million, my last name can be whatever it needs to ne
I don’t know that Ireland would take me but I’ll go there
But you’d have 100 million reasons for Ireland to take you
That’s my first thought!
got any sort of ID or received mail that states that you have a spanish-sounding surname?
if so, you’re on.
if not, think up a name and start signing up for shit. start that paper trail
GTA7 Canon Event
Gotta juice those deportation numbers!
under communism officials engage in counterproductive absurdities to meet bureaurocratic targets!
Proceeds to buy the Trump Golden Visa
i wonder what he’ll do with his 90 million of jewels
I challenged THIS man to accept $100 MILLION in exchange for SELF DEPORTATIONlol, lmao even
lmao. excited for other people to do this
lifehack:
Maduro next
Hope he also got the cash payout when leaving
