Ha, had even this fail once ar an old job during the win 7 to win 10 migration. No budget to replace 8yr old desktops? Fine, give me $50/each for SSD. Worked out to around 50k, went to director of IT with a laundry list of benefits, including saving 1mil in total replacement costs.

Nope, denied. Dude had his eye on a non existent CIO role that he thought he could create by cutting everything to the bone. This failed because he was basically the least charismatic person possible, so he leaves. A new director came in, sees the problem, saw the huge savings I pitched and said “fuck yeah do it, and after this, we get on an actual 3yr replacement lifecycle” and we actually did.

You dont need good management to do things right, but boy howdy you do need to make sure you dont have bad management.

In fairness, an SSD is a solid upgrade and can give an old PC new life.

4 gigs? Such luxury. At one job I had I worked on this ancient apple computer and it had 2 gigs of ram. Whenever I had to look something up I had to close xcode to open a browser. Then I’d close the browser and started xcode again. Naturally I needed another device to play music.

I’ll have you know it’s only SEVEN years old, and it has SIX gb of RAM.

I have all but given up gaming on it, as even half life 2 now runs choppy and slow.

I just don’t have money to replace it with anything.

It hurts cuz it’s true.

Please, Windows 98 licenses are Dirt cheap now!

then the rest of the system fails 2 months later and they are like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT FAILED IT HAS AN SSD!?! "

Meanwhile, as they spring for that fancy new licensed product for marketing that cost 90 thousand dollars a year for a 1% increase in sales.

I need this meme format as a blank and the cards to be briscola cards. Anybody?