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Player has passed out in parking lot
Would you like to play again?
You have selected:
No
*Opens a bottle labelled POWER DRIVE*
From what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you’re not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.
Instructions unclear, drank my buddy.
Your buddy always wanted to be drank.
If Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn’t it’s that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy
You have selected:
POWER BINGE
Life is in… Gutter. Would you like to play again?
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The third thing
You have selected… Yes.
This is goddamned genius!
