The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
Thats a cow. Or at least that’s what they called the genetically modified creatures.
The gingerbread man
Pulled Winnie the Pooh.
It’s honey marinated and fat.
I believe one of the lines from the song is ‘stuffed with fluff’ so I don’t know, could be a little fuzzy.
This. Winnie the Pooh is canonically a teddy bear, presumably only alive by some sort of magic. Likewise, Kanga, Roo, Eeyore, Tigger and Piglet.
Rabbit and Owl, however, were real, living creatures - the true inhabitants of the wood - with related magic allowing them to interact.
So basically, yes, Pooh isn’t edible.
This is the winner
Eating bear is how you get brain worms tho
Chocobos are just large chickens, so…
you know you can just eat ostriches right? It was a meme in the 90s to open ostrich farms, they might have all closed by now though.
I mean, there’s at least one less since last year.
no one is talking about that, and that link will stay its original colour, thanks.
Your loss, it’s a pretty decent running gag from Letterkenny
There are no ostriches shown at all
You can, but the post is about fictional creatures.
Birbs aren’t real
Had never heard of that before, thanks for mentioning it.
Särimner seems like an easy choice tbh
Granted. The gods of Valhalla all have old white man taste buds, and it’s main “flavour” is dry and tough.
Whichever old white guy you’ve met can’t cook pork properly
It might be regional, but I’m not making this up. It’s definitely a thing on the Canadian Prairies, and South Africa, at least for the rooineks. Pretty sure I’ve heard about it from England and the US Midwest as well.
It’s not just pork, either.
Tauntaun, but it has to be served lukewarm.
But I thought they smelled bad on the outside?
So do goats, but they’re plenty tasty.
Underrated comment right here.
Mooshroom is the only one I can think of right know, I think their meat would taste like standard cow meat but embedded with mushroom flavor or something like that.
Oh! Also could SCP-999 taste good? It’s like a blob of orange jello from what I recall. I wouldn’t want to eat it but it would probably taste good.
iirc 999 smells like peanut butter, so it might taste like it too. Eating it might be hard though, I think it’s one of those hard to kill types.
Smurfs
Ameglian Major Cow
Waiter: Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main dish of the day?
Arthur: Meet?
Trillian: What is it?
Waiter: It’s an Ameglian Major Cow. I’ll bring him over.
Zaphod: Ok, we’ll meet the meat. that’s cool. [a large Pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]
Dish of the Day: Bweeeh… [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go “Huh?”]
Ford: Oh, well.
Dish of the Day: Something off my shoulder, perhaps, brazed in a little White Wine sauce?
Arthur: Your shoulder?
Dish of the Day: Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else’s is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there’s a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?
Trillian: You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?
Ford: Me, I don’t mean anything.
So you know in the Monster Hunter games where you eat a big ol’ feast before a hunt?
I don’t know which monster they cook up, but whichever it is, is probably incredibly delicious.
It’s cooked by cats though, so you’ll be picking fur out of your mouth every other bite.
Dragon, obviously
Have you eaten reptiles? Especially big ones? Gator is pretty much kinda fishy greasy chicken. I don’t think dragon would be all that tasty. Like tough chicken. Though maybe it’s more like emu and kinda beefy…
I’ve talked myself around to trying it.
I’m thinking it would be like a naturally smoked turkey.
It would probably taste like if you made a refinery out of charred chicken meat.
Unicorn, that way I can live forever :o
But you would only live a half-life, a cursed life. So in some amount of time, half of your particles would have decayed, and then half again after the same period, until you entirely decay.
He would live almost forever. Zeno’s Decayed Unicorn Eater.
YOU HAVE TO drink thier blood i believe.
Brisket of that fiery red bull thing in Last Unicorn. With BBQ sauce.
I bet that Golden Goose tastes fucking awesome.
I mean. Goose is delicious, so I bet the mythical goose is mythically delicious.
Are there any fairy tale ducks? I’d chow down on some fantastic duck too.
Unicorns.
