I love this look, but I’m struggling with the intersection of this and age. Frankly, I have no idea what middle-aged-but-not-dead-yet looks like when dressing in a more streetware/cyberpunk savvy way.
Sorry I’m not a Netrunner. Also stop trying to make cyberpunk happen, by god let’s not make it happen
It feels like it already is happening.
Everything but the cool shit like this outfit. It’s cyberpunk in sweatpants ffs.
Sweatpants are comfy. If they make neon glowy sweats then I’m so down.
All the cyber dystopia, none of the neon punk flair.
I don’t have the RAM to pocketmax.
Then resign yourself to the shame of being pocketmogged 🗿
Dress for the cyberpunk dystopia you want, not the one you have!
And riding this bike…

But can it akira slide???
Good god, with that fork angle it must have like twenty meters turning radius.
The steering is linked to a typical steering head and fork angle.
Recumbent bikes are better! REeeeeeee!
F9 is great, but some of his videos have unintentional hilarity mixed in with the penis jokes.
Yeah yeah then the hot snakes start coming and you’re clink clanking your way to the shitter dropping spaghetti everywhere
No thank you
I prefer freeballing a kilt for this exact reason
That’s a brand new sentence it if ever heard one!
I live in a place that is regularly over 38c
my condolences
I actually like it, I never deal with freezing temperatures though now I’m cold when it drops below 20 haha. I don’t do like outside labor during the day and have a brick home so it isn’t so bad
This look rules so hard. I would absolutely dress like this if I had the money.
I would dress like this if I didn’t have two black and white cats (my lint roller usage is through the roof already)
Would lunarcore fashion solve that issue?

Unironically love this. There more of it somewhere?
Noice!!
Black fur would still show, depends on the fabric really. I just power thru it, though sometimes I wish I had like devon rexes or something like that
Problem solved
I’m kidding!They’d appreciate it in the summer ngl
How does one convince a cat to stay still during this procedure?
Depends on the cat. Never tried that but from my experience having blood drawn at the vet, either food, rest, or being in an unfamiliar place chills them out.
What do you even dress in if that’s the issue? Plaid?
All black mostly, I suffer through it and take the hit in time taken to get dressed
edit: jeans or synthetic stuff doesn’t care for the most part
😭 Oh my god, I always forget about this. My girl would ruin my clothes as well.
AliExpress has a shitton of cyberpunk-y clothes like that. Some stuff on the cheaper side can look worse than on the photo, but if you check reviews with photos, you can get yourself a decent outft.
The other thing is sizing - again, look for reviews where people write something like: "I weigh this and my height is that and it fits ok [ordered XL]”🤜🤛
Like a mall ninja?
Hell yeah
Like, in Minneapolis, or other places?
At first glance, the thumbnail made it look like they have a torpedo level as part of their outfit.

TIL they’re called torpedo level
If not that, then what is it?
“Remove before flight” tag
Some type of “curse” sigil?
I mean it looks cool, but come on!
Short sleeves? The outfit looks warm and weather proof, but the short sleeves make no sense: when it’s warm enough for short sleeves it’s too warm for this outfit.
Or the other way around, if it’s the right weather for this kind of clothing (cool, rainy) the short sleeves will be absolute horrible.
You don’t need to keep your entire body warm, you just need to keep enough of it warm for homeostasis, and ironically enough most modern clothing don’t address the greatest loss of heat, that active airflow system we call breathing. A simple COVID helps keep the heat tank that is your moisture from getting lost to the ambient air .
I mean, this outfit is clearly for cosplay, but keeping your sleeves short means being able to move your arms more freely and helps your skin from becoming damp swamp. It would have its uses even in cold weather.
I don’t think short sleeves would feel nice if it’s raining.
Umbrella.
What has it got in its pocketses, precious?
pack-mule chic
If you pull the ripcord, does the parachute pop out?
I am the darkness… the darkness requires storage…
When you equip this outfit:
- Carrying capacity +2
- Dexterity -1
- Stealth -1
- Bludgeoning resistance +1
- Special effects: vampire wannabe: +1 Charisma with vampire thralls, -1 Charisma with actual vampires
Rob Liefeld was a consultant. Fortunately they got someone else for the shoes.

thank you, it took a while but here it is
Who doesn’t want to look like an edgy npc with shitty quests
Just because I’m collecting boar asses doesn’t mean it’s a shitty quest! Wait…
Good pic and decent fit, perhaps a bit uninspired since the fit seems to be 90% FOTU brand. I would like to see a bit more personality. More punk in the cyberpunk pls









