I’m sure someone would be into it, but I’d prefer not to have to shit on my neck.

shithead

They poop on their own heads

I fully expected Saddam Hussein’s hiding spot

Soft girls like me need an exoskeleton to cram their visceral mass into…

You’re so real for this

visceral mass is also a really good death metal band

Took me way too long to find Saddam.

cause of all my misery is that I didn’t evolve with a shell to hide in

[Uzumaki vibes intensifying] 🌀🌀🌀

Imagine having an asymmetrical digestive system. Could not be me.

Ooh, purple, my favorite color.

But where is the snenis?