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toomanypancakes@piefed.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago

Spooky season never stops

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Spooky season never stops

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toomanypancakes@piefed.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day ago
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    *Modal

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    Technically, the average human body contains slightly less than enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

    Because, after all, the average human has slightly less than 2 legs and slightly less than 2 arms.

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      Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis…

      I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have only one question: Why are you here?

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        I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster.

        As if.

        Everybody knows the Nessie has 6 nipples.

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    Almost an entire skeleton. 99.9% of a skelton on average.

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      I dunno… It could be 100.01% if extra bones are more common?

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        I’m gonna guess that amputations are more common than having extra bones. Especially given the world we live in

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          I’m not at all sure about that. According to sources i see, extra bones occur in roughly 10 to 30% people.

          https://www.livescience.com/health/how-common-is-it-to-have-extra-bones-in-your-skeleton

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            Before we clarify the average, we must define what an entire skeleton means. If some people have ‘extra’ bones - who says that this isn’t the baseline and the majority is lacking some?

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              Good point, but according to the article the extra bones provide no additional function and just cause pain. I’d say that well qualifies as being extra

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    dat confusion when you end up with a leftover bone

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    Not yours soon…

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