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There was this kid in high school, a furry, kinda cringe. He was that archetype of someone who thought he was so edgy by always making sexual comments and behaviors, he thought he made people sooo uncomfortable. Little did he realize I’m way crazier than his bitch ass. So anyways, one day he walks up to me with this over exaggerated gay lisp and gets like inches away from me (but doesn’t touch me since he doesn’t want to get in actual trouble) and says “heyyy babieee ;)))”
I’ve had enough of his try hard antics, and him invading my space he’s pissed us all off for years with this. So without a moment of hesitation I firmly grab his balls and squeeze them lovingly, look deep into his eyes with my best devilish smile and say “hey”
And he goes “woah!” And backs up. Yeah that’s right little dumbass. I don’t play.
Then tomorrow he wanted my number lmao
Well, did you give it to him? Don’t keep us all waiting.
Hah, yes, I did, but I’m sad to report we didn’t hook up. We just awkwardly texted back and forth periodically, usually when he would send me furry porn out of the blue
So, let me get this straight: This person was sexually harassing you… and you decided to sexually assault them in response…
It’s fine they hooked up after.
Which I’ma be real, is how like 70% of high school hooks up start.
Teenagers really suck at flirting.
That’s why it’s very important to have sexual and emotional education in schools. But the right is always so against it!
Okay, let’s imagine a similar pose, but coming from a poster, that’s a man that is talking about a woman. He grabbed her vulva or her breast… but it’s fine because they hooked up right after. Are you sure about that? :/
I know I already replied (jokingly) to your other comment but perhaps don’t understand just how invasive he was being to me and many others. I would have done the same thing if it was a woman and regretted it no more. There comes a point when someone is implicitly giving me consent to touch them, and being right up against me and breathing on my face while acting horny is that point
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
But two eyes for my eye makes that guy stop fucking with other people’s eyes
But did you give it to him?
omg don’t let twilight sparkle see this
Mordecai and Rigby get back to work!
STOP THAT BIRDFEEDING MORDECAI OR U ARE FIRED!
