3rd grade
Got fired later that dayWut?
Anon’s the teacher.
le ebic plot twist
You think this actually happened?
Kbin moment
Think he meant the principal
The joke here is that OP is the teacher. The whole time you’re supposed to think OP is a child, but is in fact an adult.
I think It’s a play on an older version of the joke where OP was describing their first intimate encounter with a girl at school, and then “another teacher walks in and I got fired” or something similar.
Dare I ask what ‘roastie’ means?
It came from the “astute” observation that large, pigmented labia resemble slices of roast beef. It’s original intent was to shame women’s bodies (because the more sex a woman has the looser her vagina gets and thats why some women have large labia, or so these people seem to think) and it’s progressed into a general slur. Commonly used among the usual suspects; 4chan, incels, alt-right chuds, misogynists in general
What age group is a 3rd grader? Those are little kids, right? Wtf.
Yup, 8-9 year olds usually
The author is probably 14 and thinks he’s hilarious.
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick and got real fucking dark.
A teacher using 4chan. Yikes
It’s…not… real…
Comments like that one really show how autistic the average Lemmy user is, of course it’s a work of fiction.
And yet so much take it at face value.
the autisms.
Don’t worry, it’s a green text post. Those are never true.
If the story being greentext didn’t give it away as being fake, then the teacher sending a kid flying across a room with a single punch and not just splattering their skull where they stood definitely should have.
NTA your fists your rules
