First grade. I asked to go the bathroom to take a dump, but then another class came in for their bathroom break. Kids were (are?) assholes and kept banging on the stall doors and trying to peek in so I got up and left without shitting.
Was in class when it happened . Nobody was able to identify the smell for a while. The teacher event went around smelling each kid to see what the hell was going on, but the lord granted me a miracle and she skipped my column.
But the worse part is that I wore khakis. The tan kind. And I don’t remember if I had a jacket to tie around my waist or not. But we had to go outside for recess and after that everyone lined up to get a drink.
Either I told my teacher or she finally noticed and pulled me aside during one of the electives and called my mom to bring a change of pants.
I don’t know how many people remembered this incident, but I had one girl who was a pseudo bully asshole who brought it up a couple times in front of some people, but they didn’t seem to understand what was going on. But for some reason she never spread the story around or tried to bully me with it.
My best friend always held in his piss for some reason back in 1st grade. He’d never go during the breaks. He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol
This was a story I heard second hand. In middle school band class, they were watching a movie one day. One of the students decided to just get up, walked to the back of the room near the instrument lockers, and took a shit right on the floor. No one realized what went on until someone was grabbing their instrument and saw it sitting on the floor lol
He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol
My best friend always held in his piss for some reason back in 1st grade. He’d never go during the breaks. He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol
First grade. I asked to go the bathroom to take a dump, but then another class came in for their bathroom break. Kids were (are?) assholes and kept banging on the stall doors and trying to peek in so I got up and left without shitting.
Was in class when it happened
. Nobody was able to identify the smell for a while. The teacher event went around smelling each kid to see what the hell was going on, but the lord granted me a miracle and she skipped my column.
But the worse part is that I wore khakis. The tan kind. And I don’t remember if I had a jacket to tie around my waist or not. But we had to go outside for recess and after that everyone lined up to get a drink.
Either I told my teacher or she finally noticed and pulled me aside during one of the electives and called my mom to bring a change of pants.
I don’t know how many people remembered this incident, but I had one girl who was a pseudo bully asshole who brought it up a couple times in front of some people, but they didn’t seem to understand what was going on. But for some reason she never spread the story around or tried to bully me with it.
My best friend always held in his piss for some reason back in 1st grade. He’d never go during the breaks. He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol
This was a story I heard second hand. In middle school band class, they were watching a movie one day. One of the students decided to just get up, walked to the back of the room near the instrument lockers, and took a shit right on the floor. No one realized what went on until someone was grabbing their instrument and saw it sitting on the floor lol
Is this PissPigGrandpa’s origin story?
Did he piss his pants to keep others from remembering that you shit your pants, because that’s a great friend right there.
Nah. I think he did it before my accident lol
LMAO actual piss boy