Some guy was showing off photos from a recent holiday on the projector and didn’t realise his dad had left some risque topless photos of his mum on the SD card. His classmates were shouting it down the hall as soon as we all spilled out of class, and I hated the guy so I beelined for our next class to tell everyone that he’d been showing off “incest porn” of his mum.
So not exactly shitting themselves, but similar social consequences. Also the stink of the incident kept following them around for years (because I would regularly bring it up).

Once I saw @FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net IRL and I said hi but they just immediately shit themselves over and over and also they called me a weenie

I peed someone elses pants, my shining moment

Okay may dox myself here cuz I know there’s a few people in my hometown that remember this.

But when I was a HS freshman we had to do a bunch of “trust exercises” as part of orientation. Part of it was a “blind race” where one person got blind folded and the other had to lead them around and simple obstacle course. Well I got stuck blind folded with this douchebag, who for the most part lead me around the course fine but at the end he claimed we were about to win and told me I should run the last leg cuz I was totally clear.

Thing was there was a small tree right in front of me. I run full speed into the thing. He starts laughing till he realized I was bleeding. I wasn’t hurt too bad but my nose was bleeding and I had small cuts all over my eyes and a few bad bruises. I went to the nurses office and the kid got detention for a week. Anyway it became a joke that I ran into a tree my first day of high school, everyone left out the part where I WAS FUCKING BLIND FOLDED.

The DEA busted a drug ring while class was in session.

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First grade. I asked to go the bathroom to take a dump, but then another class came in for their bathroom break. Kids were (are?) assholes and kept banging on the stall doors and trying to peek in so I got up and left without shitting.

Was in class when it happened . Nobody was able to identify the smell for a while. The teacher event went around smelling each kid to see what the hell was going on, but the lord granted me a miracle and she skipped my column.

But the worse part is that I wore khakis. The tan kind. And I don’t remember if I had a jacket to tie around my waist or not. But we had to go outside for recess and after that everyone lined up to get a drink.

Either I told my teacher or she finally noticed and pulled me aside during one of the electives and called my mom to bring a change of pants.

I don’t know how many people remembered this incident, but I had one girl who was a pseudo bully asshole who brought it up a couple times in front of some people, but they didn’t seem to understand what was going on. But for some reason she never spread the story around or tried to bully me with it.

My best friend always held in his piss for some reason back in 1st grade. He’d never go during the breaks. He’d piss his pants almost every day. People seem to remember that more than they remembered me shitting my pants because he went on to be known as the piss boy whereas almost everyone was friendly to me or remained my friend lol

This was a story I heard second hand. In middle school band class, they were watching a movie one day. One of the students decided to just get up, walked to the back of the room near the instrument lockers, and took a shit right on the floor. No one realized what went on until someone was grabbing their instrument and saw it sitting on the floor lol

When I was little, I went to summer camp where we used an outhouse for a bathroom. The camp counselor sleeping in our cabin said that we weren’t allowed to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without waking her so she could accompany us.

One night I desperately had to pee but I didn’t want to wake the counselor because I didn’t want to be a burden, so I held it as long as I could then just grabbed a towel and peed on that and threw it in the corner of the cabin, then went back to bed. The next day, one of the girls was like “does it smell like pee in here?” and was just like “uhh I dunno”… I wonder if she figured it out.

Yeah this one kid shat his pants and tried to pretend he didn’t as the smell grew stronger and stronger.

in like 3rd or 4th grade one time i drank what i think was expired milk at school (that i just bought from the cafeteria, i thought it was fresh) and immediately threw up all over the long lunch table, probably ruined like 12 kids day

When I was a wee little tyke, I remember going into the boys bathroom at my school and seeing a giant poop log just sitting in the urinal. Like, some kid just dropped his pants and popped one in there. Still makes me laugh when I think about it.

In daycare I had this obsession with homemade Play-Doh. I would shift my eyes to see if anyone was looking and stuff a handful in my mouth. The soft texture and salty flavor really made it taste good to me. I ended up eating so much that I puked a huge chunk of green throw up all over the floor in front of everyone. Pretty sure the kids who saw that talked about that incident when they got home.

• half the class spat in the teacher’s handbag while she left the room once.

• one student spent a full day pretending to be severely developmentally disabled culminating for in violent tantrum for a new substitute teacher (early 20s)

• one kid would just shit his pants on the regular. Normal otherwise. Another girl always smelled like stale milk and piss.

There are more and worse stories but like, geez you listen to some people’s childhoods and start to realise yours was not normal.

jesus christ, kids just need pissing autonomy like half of these are because they didn’t vibe with regimented pissing schedules

There was a kid that went berserk should you bismirch Pokémon (this was in 1999, 2nd grade give or take a year either direction, it lasted more than a year and he was gone in less than 2). Like, he hospitalized a kid.

Had another that did the Monsters Inc. Blue monster scream thing thinking it would sincerely deter bullies in the sixth grade. The movie was 2 years old by then. I hope he’s doing okay, cause he was treated mercilessly and I was guilty as well, but dude just keeeeeept doing shit like this. You can’t be entering junior high and monsters inc screaming in people’s faces when they mess with you, especially not 20 years ago, maybe you’d just be tik tok famous now.

I’m from the f slur being a mild enough swear word to be said by 3rd graders times, so most of this cringe stuff was reacted to with such cruelty that I feel bad even bringing it up here.