I would give her what she wants, she sounds suspiciously like every Galaxy-Class ship computer.

Esslöffel Wasser, in die Mikrowelle und voila, Brei

Was du bist sieben mal aufgestanden und mindestens 2 Schritte gelaufen? Wow!

He doesn’t care about people writing code, unless they’re underpaid and in overtime.

That’s deadly isn’t it

“What is your kind called?”

“We are Ferengi.”

They could’ve just made a sci-fi show without the Star Trek IP, it would’ve been fine.

It would be Dex, but the old fart is gonna make it anyway. So I’ll save 1/6th of everyone and let an annoyed hologram fix the rest in sick bay.

I don’t know if I could do the same thing for that long. He must’ve liked it.

This is just anecdotal, but if they’re normal users and have a bit of money, advise them to get a mac. If not, they don’t need your help.

Netflix seems to recommend to go super edgy with comedy specials, they’re almost all like that, he can’t help it :( he has to make millions punching down or cooperate daddy gets angry.

Car seat, suit lapel… you know stuff you lean on.

You threw your whole bussy out for that comment.

Wanna work, or get worked?

Ha! Ich geh einfach in das nächste EU-Land und… oh.

1. Write batch file listing the contents of c: recursively and changing to c:\windows doing it again, then loop.

2. ???

3. Employee of the century, free brothel on mars.

Where is the line here? Art, music or writing fiction? Anything that isn’t needed to keep 20 people alive? Or are we talking a society that is more than just surviving? Want to keep people tired and dirty, that’s a good way make them shut up and submit I guess. I’m making my own commune, with black jack and hookers.

No no they meant programmers working for free…

Here inhale this airway relaxing incense and take this baby aspirin to free up your blood vessels. How do you like that scum?

I’m so quirky my new kitchen was delivered and in boxes while I microwaved everything for 14 months 🤷‍♂️