I’m 2 paragraphs in and I’m tapping out, I’m pretty sure I can feel my brain melting from the inside and I don’t wanna make a mess on my keyboard by reading further.
And why is it called tapping out? That’s right, because in professional wrestling, those who give up the fight tap the floor! They’re teaching your kids to give up! 😡
The president represent leadership. What is lead? A poisonous metal. And the president? Like the dent left in a baby’s head when the nurse drops him in the maternity ward.
I’m 2 paragraphs in and I’m tapping out, I’m pretty sure I can feel my brain melting from the inside and I don’t wanna make a mess on my keyboard by reading further.
And why is it called tapping out? That’s right, because in professional wrestling, those who give up the fight tap the floor! They’re teaching your kids to give up! 😡
I mean, that one’s actually accurate, yeah?
They don’t actually teach kids to do anything.
Good for you. I only made it to berth
The president represent leadership. What is lead? A poisonous metal. And the president? Like the dent left in a baby’s head when the nurse drops him in the maternity ward.
It all lines up, folks.