• naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    57·
    8 months ago

    I would chime in but I don’t use predictive text as the very idea that a divine being could be predicted by an infernal device is blasphemy.

    Do not let the machines sully our tongue comrades, throw off the yolk and do not submit to heretical guidance.

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    20·
    8 months ago

    Lemmy try:
    I’m a little extreme but I don’t know what to say about it but I think it’s not a client-side thing.
    I’m a bit confused about what time is.
    I’m sorry for being so late and I will be there in about 30 minutes.
    I’m going to try to get a new phone number for the IRS.
    I’m not a good person and it will be a while before I am.

    Sorry, I’ve had too much fun with that.

    • Faresh@lemmy.ml
      10·
      8 months ago

      I’m not a good person and it will be a while before I am.

      That should be printed on a shirt.

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
      5·
      8 months ago

      And I have to go to the store and get a fuckton of the third grade and then they will be a little more shortform than that it is not a good thing to do with the first time I have to do it for the first time I have to go by the US and get it done and then I have to wait to get to the europeans out of the third grade of the third grade and then I have to wait to see what it is not a good thing to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it for me to do it

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      8 months ago

      I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car that I have for you and I need to know if you have a car that you can borrow from me and I can borrow it for you and I can borrow that would be great(!)

      (PS: this is how they deanonymize you 🕵️‍♂️)

    • Zanshi@lemmy.world
      2·
      8 months ago

      I’m a bit more than happy to do it now but I don’t think I can do it now but I don’t know what to do with me and I don’t know what to do with me but I don’t know what to do with me and I don’t know what to do with me

      Huh, mine got a bit loopy

  • Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    15·
    8 months ago

    I’m a vegan linux user

    I’m a western union that has been a great military

    I’m a little worried 😟

  • Zoop@beehaw.org
    9·
    8 months ago

    I’m a little bit of a joke.

    I’m a bit confused about the coneys but I’m not sure.

    I’m a blubbering mess.

    Lol I always have way too much fun with these; I’ll stop there.

    • blujan@sopuli.xyz
      5·
      8 months ago

      I’m a little confused about the same material as well as well as well as well as well as well as well as

    • KeenFlame@feddit.nu
      3·
      8 months ago

      I’m a little confused with my viewpoint so I’m not sure how to elaborate with this but I’m not sure how to do that to help me with my phone call from my mum to help you with this and if you want me and I will be in the save room and I will be in the save room and then I will have a look at it when I get back from work so I will have a look at it when I get back from work so I will have a look

      I’m very proud to stand here today and present this is the best for me and I will be in the save file for the next few weeks and I will be back in the bag for the next few weeks and I will be back in the bag for the next few weeks

      I’m sure I have to get a new pair for you are a bit of the five 5⃣ and you can 🥫 them in your shoes to make you look like it will make it look like the discussion on your head broski I love 😍 the more cringe I think 🤔 would like the discussion on a prison sentence and I don’t understand the truth about them but it’s just the general opinion about them all I know how it was so bad 🛁 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋

      LOL I never use emojis don’t know what it got that from

      • Zoop@beehaw.org
        2·
        8 months ago

        Hahahaha I love it! I think my favorite part is the very end of the last one:

        🛁 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋 jag 🙋

        Like… what!? Lmao!

        • KeenFlame@feddit.nu
          2·
          8 months ago

          Haha it’s “bad” is bath in Swedish, and then jag means “me” so it just swapped language

          • Zoop@beehaw.org
            1·
            8 months ago

            Ah, okay. I appreciate you explaining! So the emojis it chose to put next to the random words make sense, but I love that overall it’s still nonsense! These are so fun and amusing, lol! Thanks for sharing yours :)

  • 🐝bownage [they/he]@beehaw.org
    6·
    8 months ago

    I’m a bit of a pain in the past few weeks but I have to go to women’s tennis and I have to go to women’s tennis and I have to go to women’s tennis and I have to go to women’s tennis and I have to go to women’s tennis and I

    What is going ON with my phone

  • idiomaddict@feddit.de
    6·
    8 months ago

    I’m a little bit confused about the situation but I don’t think I can do anything for you to do that a lot but I don’t want to do that anymore but I don’t want to do that anymore and I don’t want to do that anymore

    I stopped asking, because my phone was very politely trying to change the activity.