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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon's phone gets stolen

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Anon's phone gets stolen

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Is there a joke I’m missing besides they got black out drunk?

    • Godric@lemmy.world
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      Yes?

  • LANIK2000@lemmy.world
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    I have a similar story with my literature book from my high-school days. Twas gone, legit couldn’t find it the entire year, and then in the morning of the very last day when we were supposed to return them, there it was, on the very top of my messy ass table. I’m guessing my mom probably randomly found it and put it there, but even then, that’s some bloody impeccable timing.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Your house gremlins obviously stole it and brought it to your house.

    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Gizmo caca!!!

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      it was a goblin, and his name is rob

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    my whole worldview changed

    Pic related, became Ike Eisenhower.

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      I only see Deathhead

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    My stuff gets stolen like this all the time.

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    God damnit.

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    When you don’t guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.

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