I refuse to stop mentioning my wife 
You know, oscillating fans, the little 12"-20" fans that rotate on a pedastil with three speeds, usually? As a relatively poor kid, the air conditioner in the bedroom is the first one I’ve ever owned in my life. I grew up around these rattly white plastic fan things. Three-blade, cheapo plastic, bought-from-walmart $20 specials. Usually Intertek branded in North America, because lol. 
For most of my life these goofy things have just been ambiently existing objects in my house, I’d dust em when needed. Recently though, one of the older ones, (mfd Oct 2013) a real generic 16" job with a garbo aluminium stand, started running really slow.
At first I assumed it just had electrical issues, y’know bad caps or a short or resistance, whatever. When I took it apart today though I noticed there was a ton of hair wrapped around the center shaft that turns the blade. (We both have extremely long hair) Cut it all away with a utility knife, but at that point, with the fan’s cage open and the blades off I got curious… 
Unscrew the back of the cage from the front of the fan body, (where the motor is housed) look inside, turns out the entire thing is clogged with dust and hair, mostly cat hair. Got a duster can and blew it all out, the thing expelled a cloud of fuckin’ dust on my balcony 
but when I got it back together, while it now ran fullspeed (wow!) it made a pretty painfully loud squeaking/scraping noise while spinning.
I wasn’t real sure what to do, but my wife suggested oil… not motor oil, we don’t have any since I’m not a gearhead, but like, canola oil or sunflower oil? Just applied with the hard end of a cotton bud along where the shaft connects to the motor, and it’ll trickle in??? I assumed canola oil would be conductive and this sounded like a really bad idea to me, I was sure it’d explode. I even put the fan outside, closed the balcony door and ran a cable inside to test, in case it magic-smoked itself.
Sure enough though, dumping food oil down the motor of a standing fan results in perfect silence…? 
Reassembled the thing, buttoned it up and it was literally good as new. Oscillates smoothly, spins stronger than when I first got it, and is dead silent. We did it to our other two goofy canadian tire special fans the same way, and it’s been great for them too, somehow. Fucking canola oil…
I make this post mostly because I have never even heard the concept of repairing/servicing these standing fans entertained. It’s like toasters, or how non-techbrained people view computers: just a simple appliance. I knew about dusting them of course, but otherwise for my entire life whenever one crapped out, BANG instantly trashed! Another $20 down, unlimited disposable replacement upon standing fans! Turns out that curiosity and basic disassembly ability (all we used was a phillips head screwdriver, a duster can, the aforementioned oil, windex and paper towels) will probably let you keep these dumb things running for a lot longer than ten years. Whoda thunk it??? This does make sense, given that many oscillating fans are on 24/7 in the summer. Something like that easily earns a bit of maintenance, and this is gonna be a yearly check-up activity for us now!
So I guess the point is, if you’re not rich enough to air condition every room where you live, or even just have standing fans anyway, give em some love and they might benefit a lot ✨
Damn you have a wife? I used to have a wife but now they’re trans and don’t want to be a wife anymore. We still married though its cool they just aren’t my wife anymore
Absolutely based, love to see it
Did they transition to beanis by your demands?
They were always Beanis we just didn’t know it
Why is there not a enby married partner name? Can we make one?
Three really should be
Wifeposting is
Paradoxically, I had to denounce my manhood before becoming a wifeguy
Hey me too
Huh? I wanna wifepost too!
Post about that wife!
will do🫡 (soon?)
Next time try using ‘light machine oil’ AKA sewing machine oil. It’s thin and will creep between surfaces and lubricate properly. Marvel Mystery Oil, automatic transmission fluid would work here too. You want something thin that flows well.
Ooh, TIL!
the problem with using organic oils is that they’ll go rancid and start to stink. other posters had good suggestions for cheap alternatives. My first instinct would have been to grab wd-40 but they say don’t, and I don’t know enough to argue the matter.
WD-40 is actually a very poor lubricant and can gum stuff up. I use sewing machine oil for my appliances since it’s relatively cheap and I figure if its good for my typewriter then it must be good for just about everything else.
Sewing machine oil/light machine oil is the exact thing to use here. Light machine oil is good for just about everything except lock tumblers.
The “WD” stands for “Water Displacing”. It’s function is to force moisture out of small gaps in parts, usually in preparation for some other operation. It has some lubricant in it but the lubricant evaporates very quickly.
If you want to remove rust get a penetrating oil or penetrating catalyst. In the US that’s PB Blaster. The chemical will force it’s way in to rust and do some chemical fuckery that breaks the rust up and makes it easy to remove.
For oiling light machinery, anything household, I use a product called 3 in 1 oil that you can find at most hardware stores. Works on locks, hinges, small motors, anything that’s not too intense.
Yeah rancidity might be a problem, (just read about it in a comedy practicalmachinist thread) even though I used a really miniscule amount. I’m in the room with these pretty much all day every day so if they start stinking I’ll douse em in rubbing alcohol or dish soap and use the 3-in-1 I just ordered. Usually I would cludge stuff like this, but I’ve had enough situations now where proper lubricant would do.
I believe WD-40 has wax or something wax-like in it, which can make it good for weather resistance in cases like outdoor tools or maybe a bike chain, but it just hinders things otherwise
Folks, my co-worker won’t accept my old air conditioner because it’s a window mounted one and he ‘doesn’t know how to install it’ and when I explained that he said ‘he’s never taken a screen out of a window’. It was 40 degrees on Thursday and this dude preferred dealing with that than figuring out something super easy. Something like a fan works very intuitively until you get to.the parts thst can’t be accessed via normal tools, but it’s just a motor and a rotor, so.great example. But yeah, be a person that at least takes something apart and has a look before disposing of stuff, unless a circuit board is involved (and sometimes that stuff isn’t too hard either) a lot of basic tools generally just have a bunch of shit caked on the inside. And if the thing isn’t working good anyway you’re not really that much worse for the wear.
I love taking random shit apart, in case I discover it’s super easy to fix!!
Also most people don’t know how to take windows or screens out, but I picked it up cleaning apartments. However Idk if I’d be comfortable installing a windowmount A/C…
Hot take - Communists view politics the same way people with basic mechanical skill view machiens - The whole big object is made up of lots of smaller objects that can be taken apart, fixed, broken, modified, repaired, improved, wrecked. It’s not a big mysterious blob, it’s a machine made of machines, and we can manipulate those machines to do what we want.
Are you implying that gommulism occurs more frequently in people with repair skills
I fuckin love manipulating machines lol
I’m glad to see more oscillating fan comrades. I’ve always been too poor and too cheap to use air conditioners. Also I’ve been worrying about global warming since childhood, and I didn’t want to use it unnecessary power.
And it does frequently go above 42 here in the summer. I’m not living in Sweden or whatever.
Same, I was lucky enough to obtain a portable unit someone kindly left in the hallway with a “WORKS - FREE TO A GOOD HOME!” sign on. They suck power too like 1200-1500 watts, so I’ll never not be an oscillating fan comrade!
Don’t you all have a can of WD-40 or something laying around? I’d like to imagine Italians lubing machine parts with olive oil lol
WD-40 is not a lubricant, it’s more a loosening abrasive for rusty screws or bike pedals. It’d probably corrode a small motor and make it seize!! Motor oil or maybe lithium grease would be best. I am dead curious to see how long canola oil lasts though!
Also
yah, canola is also not a great lubricant lol, it gums up eventually (not that long in my experience, but maybe in a fan it will fare better somehow)
3-in-1 oil is similar viscosity to canola but actually designed for lubrication, decent enough for household stuff like this usually! But a good grease is also nice
I will get me some of that, I only used like 5ml of canola though so I’d hope it would’t gum up… It’s not sticky, should just dry up eventually…
I just mean over time sitting in air it like, dries out, getting much thicker and stickier, not that it will physically impede the fan turning by quantity
If it does, you can just clean it off with dish soap
it’s likely not going to gum up too much, but it will some. It is probably going to partially polymerize, stick, and cause more gunk/fuzz to stick long term.
Found out that pig lard was used to lubricate machinery in factories for a while when I read on a thing of aluminum that it was kosher and looked at why a kosher seal was needed for foip.
WD-40 used as a loosening agent is ancillary to its intended purpose ; a dielectric water displacing spray for ‘drying’ parts, so think removing water from automotive distributors/spark plug boots etc. . WD-40 is the 40th iteration of Water Displacing fluid, hence its name. It’ll work in a pinch as a lube but neither long term nor heavy duty.
Also, it shouldn’t corrode motors or cause seizing.
Wait really, it’s for drying??? Dang…
Not drying in the conventional sense, like drying with a towel. It’s moreso like, removing the water from stuff and just replacing it with something else. That something else is not electrically conductive so it doesn’t cause current creep/arcing/shorting.
I’d like to imagine Italians lubing machine parts with olive oil lol
This is actually the real reason why the Axis Powers lost World War 2—Stalin didn’t do shit.
I should buy a standing fan, and a box fan for the window. I have AC in one room and it doesn’t get to my bedroom very well (plus with better ventilation I wouldn’t need to run the AC as much)
My friends had one that straight up stopped working. It spun fine, but just the air didn’t go anywhere basically. It was so dusty it just generated turbulence around it and noise but no real air flow. Dusting it helped but something was wrong with the blade shape, it never worked great lol
Box fan in the window fucks
Lol amazing it gathered that much dust. I didn’t think about it, but it makes sense that dust would harm its airflow capabilities.
they ran it all night most nights in the living room (with pets) and never cleaned it lol. crazy considering they’re otherwise very tidy people, I think they didn’t know you could open them and clean them
See!!! I must spread this knowledge!!
