merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1811arrow-down129
arrow-up1782arrow-down1imageHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!lemmy.worldmerari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square59fedilink
minus-squareCptEnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up111·4 months agoAmericans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
minus-squareOR3X@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·4 months agoJokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 months ago I don’t own a tractor So you rent or lease one?
minus-squaremerari42@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoAs a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
minus-squareblazeknave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoAnd pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoI sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
minus-squareesc27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 months agoMud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 months agoThe one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
minus-squareSwednecklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agopickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive
Americans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.
Jokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
So you rent or lease one?
I just borrow my Dad’s, tyvm.
As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
Mud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.
Your lips to God’s ears
The one thing that unites all Americans is dunking on American stereotypes.
pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive