• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      3 months ago

      We learned it like this at school:

      Light beam bounces once or more, suck that victim dry, senor
      Light beam bounces none or less, seek the curtains now, princess

      • MJKee9@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Werewolf school didn’t teach me shit…i mean they did teach me how to shit to properly mark my territory, but didn’t use any fancy poems or nothing.

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          3 months ago

          At least they let you guys outside. Imagine being told you need “sleeping lessons” where they lock you in a box all day

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          well now i want to see a fantasy school where they have werewolf choirs and barbershop quartettes