• xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    The real scoop is that Trump himself wore a bluetooth communication device throughout the debate - the tell tale signs of subtle vibrations have been confirmed by independent experts - I’ve seen talk of this before on Lemmy but it seems like MSM have been suppressing this story… yet another case of conservative bias.

    It’s been credibly pointed out elsewhere that Trump pulled a Hans Neimann

    It’s well known that Donald Trump was using a bluetooth butt plug during the debate […]

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      2 months ago

      This would be a good rumor to spread except that everyone knows he doesn’t have the rectal control to hold in a butt plug.

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        2 months ago

        Can you imagine Donny Diapers learning Morse code? I’m surprised he can even read at a 3rd grade level.

        Anyway, it’s probably more like one buzz for “calm the fuck down” and two for “no, seriously CALM THE FUCK DOWN!”

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        BZZZZZ. BZZZZZ.

        Tell him to change the subject from people eating pets!

        BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

        “I’m trying but he won’t stop!”