🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 13 hours agoAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1472arrow-down110
arrow-up1462arrow-down1imageAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 13 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60arrow-down2·13 hours agoHope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·edit-212 hours agoYou don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·12 hours agoApart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoCouches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoMom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·12 hours agoYou’ve watched oreimo too many times
minus-squareichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down16·edit-211 hours agoYou do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he’s living with are his family, right? That’s the whole joke here.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 hours agoyes i believe OP understood that
minus-squareunexposedhazardlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-27 hours agoWeebs enjoy incest porn. That was the commenters whole joke.
minus-squareichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 hours agoI was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn’t understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself
minus-squareunexposedhazardlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 hours agoAh lmao, i thought you were trying to double whoosh me :D
Hope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you’re a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
You’ve watched oreimo too many times
You do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he’s living with are his family, right? That’s the whole joke here.
yes i believe OP understood that
Weebs enjoy incest porn. That was the commenters whole joke.
whoosh
Wrong level
Yeah no
I was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn’t understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself
Ah lmao, i thought you were trying to double whoosh me :D