🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1706arrow-down114
arrow-up1692arrow-down1imageAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down2·1 year agoHope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up132·1 year agoYou don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 year agoApart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-squareDUMBASS@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoCouches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoMom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoYou’ve watched oreimo too many times
minus-squareichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down21·1 year agoYou do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he’s living with are his family, right? That’s the whole joke here.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoyes i believe OP understood that
minus-squareunexposedhazardlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoWeebs enjoy incest porn. That was the commenters whole joke.
minus-squareichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·1 year agoI was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn’t understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself
minus-squareunexposedhazardlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoAh lmao, i thought you were trying to double whoosh me :D
Hope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you’re a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
If it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
You’ve watched oreimo too many times
You do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he’s living with are his family, right? That’s the whole joke here.
yes i believe OP understood that
Weebs enjoy incest porn. That was the commenters whole joke.
whoosh
Yeah no
I was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn’t understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself
Ah lmao, i thought you were trying to double whoosh me :D
Wrong level