Called manager saying “I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break.”
Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.
Tell them it’s Havana Syndrome. 🥺
this was supposed to be in badposting, right?Thanks, Ozempic!
If it’s any comfort, my “acclimating to GLP-1 agonist and metformin” self-shitting happened on a date (well, directly after a date, while I was driving home [mercifully on my own]), about 80% of which I spent feeling sick and looking sweaty and weird. It only happened the one time, though, so with any luck you’ll acclimate and be fine.
It’s been close to a year 😭
Havana syndrome confirmed
Let they who has never sharted themselves a little bit cast the first stone!
Blame it on Hamas.
One time I ate an entire box of frosted mini wheats before my shift baking bagels. Turns out that fiber is not a myth after all.
“putin shit my pants brb”
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According to The Rules, if you aren’t fired first thing tomorrow, that means you’ve scared them. You are in the power position.
I don’t think I’ve ever actually shit myself as an adult but I will stand in solidarity with my doodoo-assed comrades
Civil servants have to shit their pants at least twice daily to comply with new austerity measures. You’ll need to improve performance.
Based.
No, as long as it doesn’t keep happening no one will give a shit (ho ho).
