• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        24 days ago

        You should learn E and X.

        Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”

        Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!

        …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.

        To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…

        …one day…

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            23 days ago

            It’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”

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      24 days ago

      I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11