“the elon musk of squirrels” is such a terminally online thing to say. imagine having the power and influence that jd vance has and still being addicted to twitter or w/e. beyond pathetic
Death to America
“the elon musk of squirrels”
Shit like that used to be called “astroturfed memes.”
Imagining all the other squirrels being glad he’s dead.
:squirrel-party:
The squirrel shit really does have a deathrattle feel to it
Goddamn this election has been watching the Washington Generals playing the Washington Generals
This should’ve been the easiest election ever. For both sides.
Aging edgelords want to “elect a meme.” AGAIN.
It’s pure brainrot. The right are the brainrot ideology, the internet is their entire personality.
Can’t wait until Ben Shapiro runs in 2028 and brags about his skibidi rizz.
It’s pure brainrot. The right are the brainrot ideology, the internet is their entire personality.
The not divorce-dad-aged chuds do tend to be the “dae remember good old days when screaming slurs on Xbox Live” types.
“You wouldn’t survive the COD lobbies in my day” my dude you’re in your forties
My go-to response is “you aren’t surviving children’s cartoons in the present day.” They often have meltdowns and lose the rest of the chatroom after that.
On a serious note, police shoot approximately 25 pet dogs every day and it’s nice that the rabid cop party (the other is also a cop party but isn’t rabid) is grieving this one particular squirrel.
Does he really use eye shadow because it looks like he does.
it’s fuckin gotta be, I’ve got a similar heavy brow and eyelids and they don’t shade the corners like that at all
Yeah, chuds deflect by saying it’s his eyelids, but it’s got to be guyliner.
Delta force grade tactical guyliner 9000
Idk, I looked at it a little while ago and I think it’s genuinely just a heavy brow + thick eyelashes
Mr animal control, sir, elon musk bit me.
Oh no, he’s gonna have to go into the rabies blender now :((((
i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
No P’nut November is the October Surprise that is hyper gooning the electorate!
Remember, if they did intervene, the line would be that Democrats are are soft on policing
Peanut, Peanut, oh Peanut, we loved you so much! [crowd cheers] Yes we did, yes we did! Ah, it’s a shame what they did to him. Killed him for being MAGA, can you believe it? [crowd boos] The lyin’ cheatin’ democrats killed a patriotic squirrel for voting for me. But we’re going to get even [crowd cheers] oh yes we are! Oh yes we are! I have 2,000 heavily trained squirrels in garbage bags marching onto DC as we speak. Crooked Joe won’t be able to deal with that, you know, he’s so crooked and he hates critters unlike me I love them, I love them dearly
Please consider helping out two comrades in Palestine! 🇵🇸
Please help Aya in Gaza ❤️ 🇵🇸https://gofund.me/1222af19Please help Mahmoud from Gaza ❤️ 🇵🇸https://gofund.me/5156f6e9ugh i read it in his voice, but also the guy from QAA doing his impression of it.
very good the cadence is just right
So either the squirrel or dipshit comedian will decide election, 10/10
What the fuck did I miss?
some guy had a pet squirrel, was posting about it to get famous on instagram, the state found out and the squirrel was put down.
Another great example as to why, if you’re breaking the law, don’t post about it online, no matter how silly or unenforced the law is. Not that I break the law.
- what does this have to do with trump…
I think it was in New York, so just a continuation of ‘they’re killing your pets’
only a democrat would have your pet squirrel killed
maybe he’s promised rodents in every household
i give money to panhandlers!
You’re gonna feel real silly when the NYPD rocks up to your place and arrests you haha
they have no jurisdiction in bazinga land!
Isn’t the owner an OF model? Doesn’t that mean they should be for the squirrel being murdered? I think they’re getting their wires crossed.
Also, I hate that I now know about this
Isn’t the owner an OF model?
Yeap. I had a look at the Wikipedia page about an hour ago.
Controversy
Longo ran an OnlyFans account under the username “@squirrel_daddy”, where he called himself “Peanut’s dad” and produced pornography. Peanut the squirrel’s social media following was used to draw viewers to Longo’s OnlyFans account, drawing in $800,000 over one month.
$800,000 over one month.
I really need a new job
peanut is a plant(er) heyooo
Why the fuck is the November surprise a pet squirrel being euthanized as a matter of safety?
Hellworld, baby.
I think the only reason they care is because they can point at a blue state and say "look at the government overreach!"
Which is still so weird because… yeah? We know? We (which in their mind includes Dems) were the ones burning down police precincts, what has the Republican party ever done to reduce the power cops have?
For sure. Just comes down to if my team does it its OK. If the other team does it they’re being tyrants.
Chuds want the cops to have limitless privilege to inflict violence, but those derned regulations bad!
Cop kills a squirrel - government overreach
Cops kill thousands of dogs each year - freedom
I don’t think the squirrel should’ve been killed but I hate these goddamn culture wars
