The Pentagon late Tuesday said it was unable to confirm reports that North Korean troops are taking advantage of their more expansive internet access in Russia to consume copious amounts of online pornography.
U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify “any North Korean internet habits or virtual ‘extracurriculars’” taking place in Russia, saying the Pentagon is only concerned with the “more serious” aspects of the North Korean military relationship with Russia as it wages war on Ukraine.
“As for internet access, that’s a question best directed to Moscow. Right now, our attention remains on supporting Ukraine and addressing the more significant regional security concerns,” Dietz said.
This north korean soldier fanfiction just keeps getting more elaborate. They got addicted to porn now apparently? What’s gonna be the next plot twist I wonder?
They get addicted to flakka and start eating each other’s faces.
They get addicted to processed cheese and start shidding and farding
No evil ruZZian orc or nork soldier can resist the siren’s call of FREEDOM CHEESE
Addicted to cat videos
North Korean soldiers coup Putin, Russia embraces Juche.
Having just finished the Korean War season of blow back this kind of news sends me to the moon. It is so blatantly made the fuck up. Plus we talk about this fucking porn shit like we DON’T FUCKING HAVE STATES IN THE UNION RIGHT NOW BLOCKING FUCKING PORN!!
WHY DON’T YOU WRITE ABOUT THAT POLITICO EU!!
U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify
Same shit with the reports that the DPRK troops were overdosing on medical alcohol. Why the fuck you always lying?
I couldn’t verify that Maj. Charlie Dietz didn’t shit his pants
they think the American people are stupid, and they’re right.
Oh please. This is just nonsense. Incredible nonsense.
If a teenage boy doesn’t “gorge on pornography” upon getting access to the internet an adult doesn’t either. Get a grip. It’s not heroine.
Um…
Do you deny that you beat your wife?
Our most senior intelligence officials cannot confirm whether the North Koreans are getting shit faced on cheap vodka, going out clubbing with hot single MILFs in their area, and dancing the night away.
You’re saying that a western narrative about DPRK that spread like wildfire in the internet is probably false?
this shit must be made up for redditors because i dont think fox news viewers give a fuck and msnbc has like 2 million viewers at this point
How the hell is this a real article in a major publication lmfao
I wonder where the DPRK soldiers got sim cards with enough data to download porn, I doubt the russian military shares a public wifi
Dropping sim cards with 500gb data from a bomber is the next step of psyops
The next ROC balloons will litter the mommy milkers across pristine countryside
Clearly the Russians understand the importance of maintaining morale among their allies
Maj. Charlie Dietz when the Politico reporter keeps asking him if North Koreans are blasting fat ropes in Ukraine rn:
Now this is journalism
He also can’t verify that they’re not gorging on pornography.Edit:
We heard they’re rubbing themselves raw!Edit:
I don’t know why I can’t stop thinking about this. These guys can’t stop cranking their hogs. I just know it!
Cranking all the way to Kiev
In this erotic metaphor Putin is edging (2 years now, God damn!). These DPRK soldiers don’t have that kind of control, yet, but they came to learn from the Russian semen retention masters.
Oh shit!!! It’s still No Fap November, what the fuck are these guys doing?!?!?!
Dick Destroy December is around the corner. Fucking wait!
Also addicted to hardbass and arguing with 13 year olds on CSGO
And sunflower seeds
Funny how they publicize the stories about DPRK doing all sorts of crazy stuff, then quietly drop article like this that doesn’t get into the wider news outrage cycle.
