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minus-squareRBGlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·edit-22 days agoSo what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoCorrelation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoBut I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 days agoYou don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 days agoBut I still have lots of cats, right?
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 days agoYes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
minus-squaredangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·2 days agoScientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit* *study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
minus-squareFundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 days agoNo but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 days agoBecause they’re famously expensive to keep?
So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
And more feminine
But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
But I still have lots of cats, right?
Yes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
Gotta sell them all
Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*
*study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
Because they’re famously expensive to keep?