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robocall@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

Somebody call Luigi

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Somebody call Luigi

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robocall@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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  • GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world
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    Giving special treatment to the CEOs should really help cool down this growing call for more violence against CEOs

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      I really hope that nobody sets up a bot that calls this new hotline 24/7 from different numbers.

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        Anyone can be a CEO. You can be a single employee company and the CEO at the same time.

        Whats to stop normal people using the new “express service” line? Are they going to put income limits on it?

  • pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works
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    you wouldn’t find the police running across the state spending immense amounts of taxpayer dollars on behalf of any of the other thousands that have died of gun violence.

    • seaQueue@lemmy.world
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      Maybe those CEOs should buy bulletproof backpacks and hold active shooter drills

      • mack7400@lemmy.world
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        And go through metal detectors every day at work.

  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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    special hotline exclusively for CEOs

    Trauma Team: Origins

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      TRAUMA!

  • 9point6@lemmy.world
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    Wait, did the onion actually buy America?

    Recent news would make a lot more sense if that was the case

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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      This is the most Elysium type idea I’ve ever heard.

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    • Pieisawesome@lemmy.world
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      This is essentially what banks do.

      Most of the employees are VPs

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    deleted by creator

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Swat knows which neighborhoods to stay out of. If you look at maps of where swat actions happen, it’s ≈NEVER in any of the wealthy neighborhoods.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Tell them you’re holding the rich people hostage inside their own mansion.

  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    This might not be a bad idea. I mean, giving them a hotline to rapidly inform the state and the public that they have resigned, and provide a means of transferring their ill-gotten-gains to the Department of Universal Healthcare? All good things.

  • Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world
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    Just being a CEO isn’t going to get you harmed, there are plenty of CEOs in the world who aren’t terrible people. The hotline should advise the callers in this way.

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    Seems like they didn’t get the message… They aren’t the important ones.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    What’s the number

    Edit: I know, shh

    • The Infinite Nematode@feddit.uk
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      • hope@lemmy.world
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        … 3.

    • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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      https://i.imgur.com/HrTXp1G.jpeg

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    I think that’s a great idea. However they should have to report WHY they are threatened. Make them disclose how many life they ruined or people died cause of their financial motivated decisions.

    • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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      Do you think the cops are going to care? They’ll just show up and shoot the wrong person and their dog, go home and abuse their spouse, and call it a day.

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    Important to the upper classes, but not important to the wellbeing and health of average people.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Two of these things are not like the other. The start of the Russian SMO would be in 2014 when they illegally annexed Crimea without provocation. The Ukrainian government had bent over backwards for Russia, and continued to do so until Feb of 2022 when Russia attacked them again. Again, without provocation.

      The US and Israel just got FAFO on the days you mentioned.

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          I’m getting paid? Cool I could use some government subsidies.

          Ukraine needs nukes to protect themselves from crazies like you.

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              Projection is strong with you.

              Russia started the war with Ukraine. Ukraine wasn’t threatening Russia.

              You are black. I am shiny.

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