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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Michael Scott: Parkour!

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Michael Scott: Parkour!

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    What when I yell “parkour!” while sex?

    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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      parkour + sex = sexercise

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      Not sure, but I tend to yell “fuck!” whenever I parkour.

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    We’re all a lit bit Michael Scott inside

    • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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      When someone asks how I am going, I just remember his book

      Somehow I manage

    • Jessica
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      Since nobody else is going to post it

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kvw2BPKjz0

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    “fuck” is basically a homonym for “fuck”, but “parkour” doesn’t have a homonym to make this example equal.

    Now that I have over-analyzed this joke, you are now allowed to enjoy it as you desire.

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      Username checks out.

      • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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        Does it though?

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          I mean, yes, at a high level it does, considering the context in which you used it (the surrounding words).

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            You mean that?

            • Victor@lemmy.world
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              Fo sho fo sho I mean that shiz

  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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    If you’re having sex with a partner it could be an instruction or encouragement. Like if you and a buddy are running from a bear and yell “run”. Or parkouring away from a bear and yell “parkour”. Or-nah.

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      Or like when you and a buddy are fucking a bear and yell “fuck”.

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        You don’t yell when gang-fucking a bear. It might spook the bear.

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        This one.

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    No, “fuck” is a general exclamation. I can’t think of other examples, but it’s closer to yelling “oh my god” during a church service or something. Parkour is not a general exclamation people use. Fuck is. Like if something happens you might yell “fuck” even if it’s not sexual.

    Another example is yelling “damn” at a “dam”, but that’s not really a good example because it’s more of a pun.

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    Yelling basketball everytime you shoot

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    Well, no, because when someone yells “fuck” as an interjection, it’s using a different definition of the word.

    This guy would see someone stub their toe and yell “fuck!” and ask him why stubbing his toe made him talk about sex, lol…

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    im the same since reading this, because of my superior mental strength

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