Tell me your favourite Pokémon and I’ll tell you what that says about you.
It’s like astrology, for DWEEEEBS
EDIT: OKAY that’s enough for now. There are too many of you stawp STAWWWP
Life of the party.
I choose Dirt_Owl as my favorite
I’m not gonna ask what it means im just gonna post it
In elementary school I borrowed another kid’s gameboy and spent like 4 hours levelling up this little drip goblin after finding him
Sableye fucks
My favorite Pokémon is Absol and it’s not because I’m edgy dammit it’s because he was cool in the Jirachi movie when I was like eight
One day you’ll finish that high fantasy novel, you just gotta get back to it.
it’s gotta be slowbro.
Slowbro mentioned. Witnessed
You’re the stoner philosopher of the group. You don’t literally have to smoke weed but you give off “high thoughts” vibes.
THE WALL!!!
THE WALL!!!
THE WALL!!!
NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL !!!
Mr. Mime
You’re a bit weird but the good people in your life will understand that’s what makes you great
Awww that was sweeter than I expected.
I said Mr Mime as a bit, I actually like Cubone.
Makuhita is one my favorites. They are big body fighters that love chillin’ and that learn from their mistakes to be better in the future. Truly the highest form of dudes rocking
You’re a hot couch guy. People feel at ease around you
I’m cool with that. Aura of ease is a skill I’d put points into for sure.
I’ve always had a soft-spot for this guy. I rarely run him, but he always adds a necessary flavor in the games he appears in.
unironically rowlet is way up there, couldn’t get myself to finish the gen 7 games but my god is rowlet the best starter they’ve made in a long time.
but spheal is my favorite. just perfect sphere.
I long for the day Decidueye becomes competitively viable.
Spheal means you seem goofy on the outside but will wreck the shit of your enemies.
your powers of divination are appropriate for an owl.
i also long for competitive decidueye, my god, what could be.
Fun fact: Decidueye is pronounced Decky-dooey
Do not fact check this just trust me
Seems legit
Obligatory Prozd video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOzFab1izbg
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No fuck you, I’m gonna answer this question: It’s Ribombee
buizel!!! i just think they’re so cute!
Buizel means you’ve got a competitive streak and you’re very reliable.
Sneasel.
You have big gremlin energy and you get shit done
Definitely correct on me being a gremlin.
Sneasel used to be top tier for me, but when gen 4 came out I felt like his evolution ruined him. He was beautiful as is.
I still like Weavile, but Sneasel is peak. Sneasler is an abomination.
Shuckle.
You don’t take shit from nobody. Not because you’re intimidating, but because you’re just a lil guy.
Oh damn… that hits
Haunter
How’s the search for the goth gf going?
I’m too old for them. I like the ones where you can tell they used to be goth but they’re just too tired for it now.
i love Furret
You are highly adaptable to any situation and have great instincts.