• Swedneck
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          autism caused pluto to be demoted to dwarf planet, calling it a planet is inconsistent god damnit

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        I see no flaw with this logic. Clearly pluto, along with vaccines are the cause of autism.

        And 98% of pluto is nitrogen ice. And 78% of earth’s atmosphere is what? NITROGEN

        therefore nitrogen causes autism, too

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            Remarkable! Everyone who followed your advice stopped aging almost immediately.

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            Vote this man into the white house! Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said! See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something??? Just give me Anti aging!!!

            (This is satirical)

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        I was going to make a joke about Dihydrogen Monoxide, but this one is better.

        I wonder if there’s a similar joke with something from around the timeframe of when autism diagnosis criteria changed (70s-90s)