Folks and fellas, I can’t fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]
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LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
This message is woke
You need to shake it to make it glow
Damn it, leaked out.
Note: Don’t shake it too much
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
I can’t bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
Here, enjoy:
Sir, this is a futanari website.
I didn’t show the full picture, did I? 😎
Majira!
So I probably should see a doctor…
pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
Promise?
Yes. Promise. Sadly I’m not joking
That’s why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.
at least we don’t have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
butt it might grow rule
