Only applies to real people. No fictional ones. (Sorry Stirner)
bring back Henry Kissinger
kill Henry Kissinger
bring back Henry Kissinger
kill Henry Kissinger
bring back Lenin
explain Lenin what’s going on
explain Lenin who’s Henry Kissinger
bring back Henry Kissinger
Lenin kills Henry Kissinger
uh uh do Epstein too
Get a taped confession of him ratting out all his rich buddies, then kill him again
This is the kind of stuff I come to hexbear for
Bring him back, show him Trump and his cabal of failsons lighting his lifetime of work on fire in a matter of days, send him back to hell, repeat.
is still alive though lol
Lol dang I should’ve looked her up, I thought that was Lyudmila Pavlichenko
And became cringe.
10/10 perfect list
Perfection
As many verified genocide victims in Palestine as possible
This is the correct answer. But if I have enough time, I’d resurrect Marx, Lenin, Mao, Joe Strummer, and Mitch Hedberg.
How are they brought back? Are they fully-formed and youthful again? Because I have enough skeletons angry at me already.
Lets assume they come back in the top of their prime. Peak of their skills.
Only in the way that if you don’t specify a cause they die of a heart attack in Death Note.
You should be able to bring back Henry Kissenger in to a world of pain.
In all seriousness I’d start with recent wars and disasters like Palestine (and all victims, Jewish and otherwise, of the holocaust.) and then cut a deal with the Mormons for their database.
Would the deal involve reviving Joseph Smith
Bring him back for the lulz but not Bringham Young.
Jimmy Carter so he can run against Drumpf in 2028
Man I would need a team of researchers, pen bearers, poopers, pissers and feeders because I’m making the most of this. While I’m furiously writing they gotta tell me the names of as many slaves, victims of Massacres, anyone who died because of the evil of others. I’m trying to get 100,000 names at minimum in this motherfuckah.
My mom
My cat
Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Marx, Engels
In that order.
The founder/main figure of every single religion all coming back to life simultaneously would be very funny
Gonna bring back all the people who have claimed to be Jesus and have them do a battle royale. Then I’m gonna do the same for all people who claim Cleopatra and similar figures as having been “a past life”.
Then I’m gonna do the same for all people who claim Cleopatra and similar figures as having been “a past life”.
You just unlocked a hidden childhood memory of mine where a private tutor did crystal dowsing in front of my parents to determine whether I had strong energy and could perform well with their catchup tutoring. Absolute kook. Not the best sales pitch in the world as he did not get that job.
Lmao now you unlocked one for me.
My mom once got remote healing. While she was receiving it our dog knocked over a lamp and when I went to tell her she panickally yelled “DONT DISTURB ME, IM BEING HEALED”. I just wanted to let her know because it was her favourite lamp.
The healing didn’t work either sadlyLol
I remember telling my parents he seemed like he needed to try Banks’s beer afterwards because these ads were running at the time where Banks’ was selling itself as the beer kooks need to drink: https://youtu.be/AGtTmp6OqIU
Keep in mind I would have been under 10 at the time so they found that hilarious.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Wasn’t there an experiment in an asylum with 3 people who thought they were Jesus, and they ended up getting along great, with one of them saying “That guy’s actually John the Baptist”?
my dad :(
The dogs from homeward bound.
Don’t forget the cat!
the single most progressive president in my lifetime, joseph robinette biden
Any dead anti capitalist I can get the name and picture of.
Stalin Lenin Castro, Ho chi Minh, free Hampton, mlk, Einstein, Malcolm x ect…Anybody who had some sense and could help the cause with their influence.
If I could print names on torn out pages to speed up my revive rate Id try to go for victims of the Holocaust too, Palestinians, whoever but I kind of doubt I’d be able to pull it off even with 24 hours with the magic book.
No one has said Michael Brooks yet and he deserves to be brought back for sure
Do they come back as the age they died, or what they would currently be if they never died?
Or do they comeback in their prime and healthy. Need to know details like this.
Like no point bringing Fidel, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh or Mao back to have them die soon from strokes or old age. No point having Marx or Rosa Luxembourg turn into dust.
But age they died we could get Che, Fee Hampton, Thomas Sankara, Rosa Luxembourg. Pretty much any communist martyr in their prime.
Even Lenin was relatively young and modern medicine and rehabilitation therapy might help, though he wasn’t in great shape by his death.
(edit obviously if we can bring unlimited people back, we are obligated to bring back all victims of genocide, imperialism and capitalism but if we have to be strategic and only pick a handful, the we should be picking people who might help overthrow the current state of things)