I should have added a tone marker to indicate nonseriouness. Adding lemon juice is probably a bad idea (but I admit that I haven’t actually tested that so I don’t actually know). Also please do not add cheese or nails to your smoothie! I can seriously recommend a bit of banana though. The banana taste doesn’t really come through but it adds a lot of body to the flavour. Oh also oat milk is great in smoothies but I guess that could be considered oat juice so idk if you’d want that.