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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

This is discrimination!

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This is discrimination!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • tiramichu@lemm.ee
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    Well he seems very polite so I’ll make an exception

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      I understood that reference

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    Dude. I’m totally letting the quokkas in.

  • frickineh@lemmy.world
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    I’m gonna. They can’t stop me.

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      stops you and bans you from the restaurant

      • frickineh@lemmy.world
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        Any restaurant that doesn’t let me let in the quokkas probably isn’t even a place I want to eat. They can’t ban me, I ban myself!

      • Harold@feddit.nl
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        What are they going to do, put up a sign that says “don’t let in frikineh@lemmy.world”?

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        They can’t

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          Hmm.

          I suppose quokkas are a protected class.

  • Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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    Never heard of our seen one before. Sounds like a name for something in Australia. Is that where this is?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yep, quokkas are only native to Australia.

      • Optional@lemmy.world
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        I’d a called 'em Chazzwozzers

      • Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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        I mean it just sounds like an Australian word. Super cute creature.

    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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      They are very cute and have no fear of humans.

  • Quokka@quokk.au
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    Psst, who wants to let me in.

  • lettruthout@lemmy.world
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    Why? Are they bad tippers?

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    That’s so rude! What a quokk a shit.

  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    Fuck the police.

  • Fontasia@feddit.nl
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    Rottnest Island, Western Australia

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      This place is magic, and so are quokkas.

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    We have to meet our daily quota quokka

  • CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world
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    How many can I feasibly let in?

    • BreadAndThread@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking I could probably carry 5-6 in my arms and at least 2 in my purse. I’ll be getting a booth for me and my friends, tyvm.

      • CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world
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        Excellent plan!

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    Kwo-ah-kah?

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      Kwah-kah

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        Thank you

  • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    100% letting the quokkas in a I will be feeding them my leftovers

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    that quokka is fresh from throwing her baby at a predator to escape, she needs a good meal

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    Gonna have to fetch them some takeout then

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