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Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前

Natural bidet

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Natural bidet

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Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前
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  • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If you time it right enough it’ll put the turd right back where it came from

    • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

      • Enzy@lemm.ee
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        Bom, bom, bom, bom…

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        so help me!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Sometimes you take a shit and other times you leave one.

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      poop is a palindrome

  • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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    You haven’t truly shit until you’ve had your ass cleaned by Poseidon

    • Yardnus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Poseidon’s kiss fist

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        Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

  • Send Pics of Sandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    Good old ocean spray

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Reminds me of the time I dumped cranberry juice on my asshole.

      • skmn@sh.itjust.works
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        We’ve all been there.

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

    • Yardnus@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That sounds… BRISK.

    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Also at the AMC huts up in the Presidential range of New Hampshire. If you stay overnight in winter, there is no lingering on the pot.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Wait that’s not what a bidet is for?

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        I won’t tell you how to live your life.

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      !lemmySilver

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    In Seattle in the late 1800s this kind of thing literally happened sometimes when the tide came in. They called it a “sewer geyser”.

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      !lemmySilver

  • nieceandtows@programming.dev
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    More like natural enema

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      deleted by creator

  • Kruh Master@sh.itjust.works
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    More bacteria for your gut biome!

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Natural colonic more like

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      And one confused fish

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    Poseidon’s rimjob

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    These toilets enter a cleaning cycle every high tide.

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    Helps reduce testicle size.

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    Is this Ireland?

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      Montenegro, I think.

  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk
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    bracing

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    Organic bidets are the only way to travel

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