“Wow! You’re the Grand Champion! I saw your fight against the Orange Prince! You’re the best! Can I… Can I follow you around? I won’t get in the way!”
I immediately went there too laughs in Mehrunes Dagon
Who…is the person on the right? Is his face jokerfied? Is that what the kids mean these days?
I think it’s Desantis’s smiling coach.
God knows he needs it
Third day of smiling lessons
He looks like someone made a face texture and stretched it over a mid-00s video game character.
lmao yes, yep that’s it.
The kid on the right like
DeSantis literally looking like he’s praying for death lmao
The homelander look
What god/gods have I upset to deserve such a dire end
Until I see any evidence to the contrary, I am going to continue to believe that DeSantis (and probably most of the people who still support him) is a Can-Toi
Keep an eye out for yellow coats.
I don’t feel so good. my tummy hurts
meatball always finds a way to look like the uncanny valley in all his photos
His face is like a creaky trapdoor
The first time I heard desantis speak was on a podcast in the background, and I legit thought for a second that I might have been hearing a trained bird. He asks the person “Howyoudoing?” In one gormless singsong noise, as if it was just a sound he learned to make for a reward of banana chunks and not something he ostensibly understands the meaning of. At least birds have a strong personality, sense of self and drive to explore. This man’s ability to connect with humans is sub-bird.
Man i gotta visit my parents, i miss my bird
The sus guy and the next president of the united states
POV: Wall Maria has been breached and your 3D maneuver gear is broken
whats wrong with your FACE???
