Jesus@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 11 MonatenItalian style pizzalemmy.worldimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down13
arrow-up1124arrow-down1imageItalian style pizzalemmy.worldJesus@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · vor 11 Monatenmessage-square27linkfedilink
minus-squareEinar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·vor 11 MonatenIf they have to label it “100% real cheese,” what does that say about what’s normally in there? Not exactly building consumer trust here.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·vor 11 MonatenI’m going to start my own pizza brand and label it “now with no asbestos!”.
minus-squaredependencyinjectionlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-2vor 11 MonatenI’d buy that, all the others must have asbestos otherwise they’d say they don’t right.
minus-squareBeigeAgenda@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·vor 11 MonatenNew improved recipe without asbestos! (may contain used needles and metal fillings)
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·vor 11 MonatenReal Cheese is akin to Genuine Leather
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·vor 11 Monaten“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.
minus-squareKami@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·vor 11 MonatenIt’s a four cheese though… Which one is the real one?
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·vor 11 MonatenWhat you’re expecting 400% real cheese? This ain’t Whole Foods man.
minus-squarebhagdatfa@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·vor 11 MonatenI bought some chocolate covered raisins but i found out theyre actually “chocolate flavored covered raisins”
If they have to label it “100% real cheese,” what does that say about what’s normally in there? Not exactly building consumer trust here.
I’m going to start my own pizza brand and label it “now with no asbestos!”.
I’d buy that, all the others must have asbestos otherwise they’d say they don’t right.
Relevant XKCd
New improved recipe without asbestos!
(may contain used needles and metal fillings)
Real Cheese is akin to Genuine Leather
“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.
True. That makes things even worse!
It’s a four cheese though… Which one is the real one?
What you’re expecting 400% real cheese? This ain’t Whole Foods man.
I bought some chocolate covered raisins but i found out theyre actually “chocolate flavored covered raisins”